you best pay attention to the road. if you hit a pothole, you life could be changed forever. anyone who has worked in a ER knows that.
it would be best if you just pull over though. just saying.
Had a guy come into ER one early Sunday morning and it seems he was getting a blow job while driving and hit a curb hard… He came in because the gals full dentures were embedded about an inch and half on his shaft and the paramedics would not pull them off, just draped the dentures and offended appendage and brought him in. Had to call in a vascular and urologic surgeon to retrieve the dentures…
Why do you tell us these things that make us wince?
Because I can and I am gauging the response from my test subjects, you.
It’s a medical person thing.
Did I ever tell the story about the drunk dude who tried DIY penis enlargement with a large-bore syringe and a tube of silicone bathtub caulk?
My mother, a WW2 nurse and me at family gathering were not allowed by said family of telling medical and nursing stories and talk about interesting surgeries and general icky stories. Yes, it is a medical person thing.
you would not believe what came in the doors of the ER at HUP on 3rd shift.
really, if I didn’t see it with my own eyes,
I wouldn’t believe it either.
had one clown, he came in with a rotten off end of a bedpost up his ass.
the story was he was moving the bed down a floor and fell (??) but he didn’t have a reply to the question “how did you change your pants” anyway, I am so glad I don’t work there anymore !
Oh, I believe it Dave… I have had my share of ER stuff up the butt and a few stuff up the vagina that somehow got past the cervix and became lodged. We had to pull out a Snap-On 9/16 long wrench out of one guy, he said he fell on it and was wearing the pants he said he was working on his car with, no tears or punctures through the jeans.
Yikes! My father wanted me to go to nursing school, but I can see I wouldn’t have lasted long at it.
Should have told her to take her teeth out, dumbass.
No dentures in woulda been better
In a Toyota?
Hey, any way you can to cut down on conversation when the guitar solo is just about to start. Hard to talk with your mouth full …
well, one time in the back seat of a cab I got kind of worried there.
but that was in Sab Juan a long time ago and on the way to the airport.
pot hole do put a damper on things like this. just saying, of course.
Eh…. SE TX, 1980s. Had a young buck carry his girlfriend in with bloody scalp, not talking. He laid her on the stretcher, and backed up, white as a ghost. One of the nurses noticed his pants were soaked in blood. Long story short – she was giving him a BJ and had a seizure…..he used a beer bottle on her head trying to get her off. So – she had an airway problem, foreign body. Between the 2 of them, double head injury – she had multiple lacerations to her scalp, requiring suturing. Found his little head in her mouth. That’s all I remember, as we got called out, never did hear the “rest of the story”
you best pay attention to the road. if you hit a pothole, you life could be changed forever. anyone who has worked in a ER knows that.
it would be best if you just pull over though. just saying.
Had a guy come into ER one early Sunday morning and it seems he was getting a blow job while driving and hit a curb hard… He came in because the gals full dentures were embedded about an inch and half on his shaft and the paramedics would not pull them off, just draped the dentures and offended appendage and brought him in. Had to call in a vascular and urologic surgeon to retrieve the dentures…
Why do you tell us these things that make us wince?
Because I can and I am gauging the response from my test subjects, you.
It’s a medical person thing.
Did I ever tell the story about the drunk dude who tried DIY penis enlargement with a large-bore syringe and a tube of silicone bathtub caulk?
My mother, a WW2 nurse and me at family gathering were not allowed by said family of telling medical and nursing stories and talk about interesting surgeries and general icky stories. Yes, it is a medical person thing.
you would not believe what came in the doors of the ER at HUP on 3rd shift.
really, if I didn’t see it with my own eyes,
I wouldn’t believe it either.
had one clown, he came in with a rotten off end of a bedpost up his ass.
the story was he was moving the bed down a floor and fell (??) but he didn’t have a reply to the question “how did you change your pants” anyway, I am so glad I don’t work there anymore !
Oh, I believe it Dave… I have had my share of ER stuff up the butt and a few stuff up the vagina that somehow got past the cervix and became lodged. We had to pull out a Snap-On 9/16 long wrench out of one guy, he said he fell on it and was wearing the pants he said he was working on his car with, no tears or punctures through the jeans.
You’re welcome.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12483169/Doctors-remove-8inch-long-wire-teens-penis.html
Yikes! My father wanted me to go to nursing school, but I can see I wouldn’t have lasted long at it.
Should have told her to take her teeth out, dumbass.
No dentures in woulda been better
In a Toyota?
Hey, any way you can to cut down on conversation when the guitar solo is just about to start. Hard to talk with your mouth full …
well, one time in the back seat of a cab I got kind of worried there.
but that was in Sab Juan a long time ago and on the way to the airport.
pot hole do put a damper on things like this. just saying, of course.
Eh…. SE TX, 1980s. Had a young buck carry his girlfriend in with bloody scalp, not talking. He laid her on the stretcher, and backed up, white as a ghost. One of the nurses noticed his pants were soaked in blood. Long story short – she was giving him a BJ and had a seizure…..he used a beer bottle on her head trying to get her off. So – she had an airway problem, foreign body. Between the 2 of them, double head injury – she had multiple lacerations to her scalp, requiring suturing. Found his little head in her mouth. That’s all I remember, as we got called out, never did hear the “rest of the story”