I’m Terribly Sorry But This Is An Emergency.

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McCarthy losing SIX STRAIGHT VOTES over two days in his attempt to bulldoze his way into the office of Speaker of the House has given me a boner that won’t go away.

Drastic measures are called for.

AYEEEEE!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

There, that took care of it.

I can carry on now.

Sorry about that but I’m sure you understand.

UPDATE: I supplied the bleach…

32 thoughts on “I’m Terribly Sorry But This Is An Emergency.”

  1. Somehow, Phil, I think you scammed us with that pic. On good authority (Cederq), it’s a cert that the boobs in the photo have never been in possession of HRC.
    In fact, she is such a pisspot that she would not know where she last saw them, but surely they must be far south of those two shown.
    Is that the picture your missus uses to get you in the mood for love?

  2. Alright now look, on average once a week I’m throwing something across the room and cussing, and occasionally even yelled at the dog regarding things that get posted here. Up until now your hands have remained clean and I have a special place that I keep my hatred for the sub-host. I’ve done nothing but try to be friendly with you and even remember you in my prayers. But that picture is just a bridge too far. We have done nothing to deserve the nausea seeing that brings on. You are turning into a cruel old man and this is no way to treat your visitors. We expect more from you.

  3. GOOD LORD, MAN!!

    Have you no respect for us!?!?!?

    Keep that crap on the down low. Please. We don’t want to have to come over there! (Price of gas, y’know…)

    And BFYTW, McCarthy.

  4. Now that is a three bagger. One bag over her head, one bag over yours in case hers falls off, and one by the door in case somebody walks in.

    Notice I said “your” because there’s no way I would touch it.

    • No, she must be double bagged before you put one over your head. Make hers plastic. With duct tape.

  5. If you don’t send me a bottle of Pepto after this post, I’m sending a sooper secret memo to Hillary that you have evidence that will put her in prison.

    See, two can play this game.

  6. That is inhumane! What a pitiful way to treat your loyal kindred! Well… maybe I should look one more time. Just to anchor my convictions.

    • I gotta feelin Hillary could tie her nipples together and use her tits for a jump rope. (Make the visual. It’s easy!)

  9. Bwahahahahahahah

    Those bastards won’t give scalise a shot. At least my home state newby Brecheen keeps shooting him down but my home state Iranian bitch is kissing his ass.

  10. Pluck you Phil. I’m having my roommate type this for me, as me eyes are still watering uncontrollably. Strongly worded message to follow…

  11. Now, I have read all of your comments and my Behavioral Therapist hat has been put on… Ya’ll would bounce that on a dirty mattress if you didn’t know she was hillary, if she was some podunk cougar on the prowl! I know the photo was photo-shopped, but that doesn’t excuse ya’lls basic rut, accompanied by a number of ritualized behaviors and mating rituals that would shame me knowing I know ya…

    • In fairness to those who haunt this blog.

      I hate you.

      And Phil.

      I want reparations for the time I spend in therapy.

      Love,
      Scott

      • Now, do you understand you are sending a mixed message? “I hate you.”, “Love, Scott.” Step into my office Scott. Where did that pudunk cougar touch you? Were you verbally harangued and abused? Now, I would explore this duality of emotion a little further. Have you ever been hospitalized for psychiatric reasons? if so, what where the diagnosis?

  13. Jebus, Phil, can’t you keep your porn stash private? Some of us are eating!

  14. What we don’t need in CONgress is another Califruitopian holding the gavel. This “narrative” that McRino “earned” the Speakers chair is total BOOLSHITE foisted on us by McRino himself. Anyone, in either house especially the leadership in either, that voted for that latest abortion of a $1.7T, that’s TRILLION with a T, Omnibus bill, should be run out of town on a rail after being tarred and feathered.

    One would think that McRino would “get the memo” after seven failed votes.

    As to “Eyepatch McStain” Crenshaw calling the GOP holdouts “terrorists”, he finally reveals his true colors, just another RINO.

    …and this “narrative” that delaying the election of a Speaker is causing the House to delay “doing The Peoples work in thwarting Bribem’s agenda” is just more gaslighting.

    With all of the boolshit that we’ve been fed over the last two decades, you’d think that someone in DC would finally recognize that we’re onto them. But no, they just keep doubling down shoveling crap in our faces.

  15. I’m a Marine. And I wouldn’t tap that! Not even after a 6 month float! Geez Phil, ya curdled my Lifer Juice! LMFAO 🤣

  16. I’m thinking that’s a fake photo because should anything resembling an American flag get anywhere that close to Hillary would result in two simultaneous cases of spontaneous combustion.

  19. I dunno….
    All touched up and photoshopped like that?
    Not too bad, not too bad at all
    I’ve tangled with much worse.

  20. You are not funny, just a very naughty pixie. VERY naughty. That’s my dinner and breakfast tomorrow spoiled.

    At the very least, you should have put it behind a fold and marked NSFW or not safe for ANYONE.

  22. Seeing HRC in her trademark pants suits through the years leads me to believe that whomever did this photoshop job was way to kind & generous with the body given as I am sure we would all need a case of eye bleach if we saw her true body in such an outfit.

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