17 thoughts on “I’m On The Express Elevator To Hell

  1. It could have been worse, what if Cederq had a ticket, after eating at Taco Bell?

      • Yes, true! Cederq, what are the odds that the supposed occupants of that sub increased their life insurance tenfold before the trip, or are lined up for an IRS audit?

  2. you know I have done some dumb ass things in my life, but damn. I never paid big money to go down to some ship wreck in some homemade sub run by morons.
    just goes to show that money and brains do not always go together.

    • The kind of people that do these kind of things are the ones with more money than brains. Sorta like the people that frequent Starbucks for their morning java fix.

  3. Siri, play something by Collective Soul. Okay, do you want to hear Blame? Or Crushed? Would you like to hear Lighten Up? What about New Vibration?

  4. The thing imploded. The guy that pointed out the faults in the hull was fired for his trouble.

    • Just like the engineers at Thiokol that warned NASA that the o-rings in the Solid Boosters were not guaranteed at the launch temperature of 34 degrees F.

      Nobody listened to THEM, either.

      Darwinian Selection in action. You most certainly CAN have more money than brains, and this is a good example. The Universe is a cold, hard, unforgiving bitch and you will find out if you FAFO.

    • Safety regulations, safety regulations, we don’t need no stinking safety regulations!!! Result – Splat.

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