17 thoughts on “I’ll shower with your girlfriend, wife, mother, favorite aunt…”
Of course! For a “Sustainable” Environment!
We end up staying in much longer when we shower together. The well can handle it.
I would the make you bleed
I’d pay you to shower with my ex.
How much are we talking?
She bites.
I may pay him!
trust me, you wouldn’t fit in there with her. and i wouldn’t pay more than $10
I can hardly wait until I remodel my bathroom, we are putting in a shower stall for two people with three showerheads. Nuttin’ like your wife scrubbing you where you can’t reach.
Keep your replies clean, ya perverts…
Why doesn’t she get a Harbor Fright Power Washer to do a more efficient job of that personal cleaning chore? It can double as a turbo charged bidet…
Does she check you for ticks?
I had a lot of fun with that request. No she would not check me for ticks.
Naw, I consider the shower like the toilet. A sacred temple of peace and quiet, away from everybody’s bullshit. No guests, distractions or interruptions allowed.
Yeah…. showering with your wife gets old quickly IMHO.
She wants to get out early, she wants the water colder/hotter….
It is a place of male solitude. A fortress of solitude as a matter of fact.
Or join the military and shower with men. To each his own, I suppose.
That was a pre-meme meme altered from the 70’s.
The original read: “Save water, shower with your steady.”
The last time showered with a girlfriend, she peed on my feet.
Unless she had a kidney or bladder infection, urine is sterile, so, you have that…
Of course! For a “Sustainable” Environment!
We end up staying in much longer when we shower together. The well can handle it.
I would the make you bleed
I’d pay you to shower with my ex.
How much are we talking?
She bites.
I may pay him!
trust me, you wouldn’t fit in there with her. and i wouldn’t pay more than $10
I can hardly wait until I remodel my bathroom, we are putting in a shower stall for two people with three showerheads. Nuttin’ like your wife scrubbing you where you can’t reach.
Keep your replies clean, ya perverts…
Why doesn’t she get a Harbor Fright Power Washer to do a more efficient job of that personal cleaning chore? It can double as a turbo charged bidet…
Does she check you for ticks?
I had a lot of fun with that request. No she would not check me for ticks.
Naw, I consider the shower like the toilet. A sacred temple of peace and quiet, away from everybody’s bullshit. No guests, distractions or interruptions allowed.
Yeah…. showering with your wife gets old quickly IMHO.
She wants to get out early, she wants the water colder/hotter….
It is a place of male solitude. A fortress of solitude as a matter of fact.
Or join the military and shower with men. To each his own, I suppose.
That was a pre-meme meme altered from the 70’s.
The original read: “Save water, shower with your steady.”
The last time showered with a girlfriend, she peed on my feet.
Unless she had a kidney or bladder infection, urine is sterile, so, you have that…