If someone slaps me at high frequency, I SWR at them.
73
Short wave reprisal, eh?
Well, yeah,,,it wouldn’t Avis.
It might be Rent – A – Wreck…
It Hertz them.
Yeah yeah yeah, you get Megahertz.
That joke’s so old it was originated by Marconi.
CederQ
Leave the puns to the professionals. You might hurt yourself (or is that Hertz yourself?).
Hey, I got an ASEE, since about 36 years ago… I can pun Hertz and other electrical terms.
You know, after working on this for an hour I just can’t come up with any good Hertz jokes.
I’ve come up with a few, just no good ones.
Just as well, man. Leave the rest to us!
Killahertz back at’em
An electrician, priest and a parrot walk into a bar. Bartender says “what is this, some kind of joke?”
If done fast enough, it can light your ass up.
From Practical Experience, I can say (as a Jet Mechanic) that you DO NOT WANT to get Zapped by the 400-Hertz AC Power used on Big Planes…
it’s the same Voltage, 208 (sometimes 416) 3-Phase Power, but it ‘Bites’ instead
of ‘Buzzing’ you… very Hard to ‘let go of’ the point of Contact.
Even the 26-Volt 400-Hz. “Instrument Power” circuits, that are inherently Low-Current systems, will really Light you Up.
Yep. Had it in all the racks in the Missile silos.
However, let me tell ya that 44KV at 25mA is no joke!!!
Good thing I was 16 at the time, my heart probably would’ve stopped at my age…
If someone slaps me at high frequency, I SWR at them.
73
Short wave reprisal, eh?
Well, yeah,,,it wouldn’t Avis.
It might be Rent – A – Wreck…
It Hertz them.
Yeah yeah yeah, you get Megahertz.
That joke’s so old it was originated by Marconi.
CederQ
Leave the puns to the professionals. You might hurt yourself (or is that Hertz yourself?).
Hey, I got an ASEE, since about 36 years ago… I can pun Hertz and other electrical terms.
You know, after working on this for an hour I just can’t come up with any good Hertz jokes.
I’ve come up with a few, just no good ones.
Just as well, man. Leave the rest to us!
Killahertz back at’em
An electrician, priest and a parrot walk into a bar. Bartender says “what is this, some kind of joke?”
If done fast enough, it can light your ass up.
From Practical Experience, I can say (as a Jet Mechanic) that you DO NOT WANT to get Zapped by the 400-Hertz AC Power used on Big Planes…
it’s the same Voltage, 208 (sometimes 416) 3-Phase Power, but it ‘Bites’ instead
of ‘Buzzing’ you… very Hard to ‘let go of’ the point of Contact.
Even the 26-Volt 400-Hz. “Instrument Power” circuits, that are inherently Low-Current systems, will really Light you Up.
Yep. Had it in all the racks in the Missile silos.
However, let me tell ya that 44KV at 25mA is no joke!!!
Good thing I was 16 at the time, my heart probably would’ve stopped at my age…