I always wanted long, grey hair to be my license to be as crazy as I please. Kids could whisper “just leave him alone, he’s nuts!” So no one was more disappointed than me to end up mostly balding. What little hair I have left is not worth fooling with. But I can still project an attitude that says “Don’t mess with this old coot, it’ll ruin your day too!”
Same here.
I always wanted long, grey hair to be my license to be as crazy as I please. Kids could whisper “just leave him alone, he’s nuts!” So no one was more disappointed than me to end up mostly balding. What little hair I have left is not worth fooling with. But I can still project an attitude that says “Don’t mess with this old coot, it’ll ruin your day too!”
You could get one of those Rastaman wigs.
Sorry, forgot the link:
https://www.amazon.com/Amscan-Rasta-Dreadlock-Wig-Tam/dp/B014B1VMPA/ref=sr_1_1_mod_primary_new?crid=2U279U0CD2NSY&keywords=rastaman+wigs&qid=1696730564&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=rastaman+wigs%2Caps%2C504&sr=8-1
Ave a skunkin good time mon!