Phil has a huge extravaganda of a wedding to go to all day Saturday. The Kid is getting married and his future Bride’s parents are shelling out about $25K for it from what I hear.
It’s at their very own private winery with their very own vineyards and about 200 fucking people are supposed to attend.
Phil is very much not looking forward to this event and will be stuffed into his brand new $650 suit along with brand new dress shoes guaranteeing that he will be a miserable fucking bastard.
Please pray for him.
You can do it…
Much Congrats to the Kid and to both families. if Phil gets through the wedding without cursing someone for being a snobbish assclown, he will get only Praise from me.
Large crowds of people – you have my sympathy. Have a grandchild wedding next year. The in-laws to be are going all out for it. Can I hope to get lucky and come down with some flu bug? Suspect I’d still get dragged over to the shindig…
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Looking forward to his suit and tie pictures….see if he took our comments to heart.
Hope he switched ties at the last minute!
Sounds like a lovely event, minus about 150 people
Wishing the whole dam fam the best!
New dress shoes… good luck!
Our condolences and prayers, Phil. TRY to look like you’re enjoying yourself somewhat, okay. Y’all can do it !!
Good luck. I just came back from NC, where I saw my youngest granddaughter get shuffled off to bliss. Huge party at the lake. Private property. I had a great time despite myself. Finally got to meet my two new great granddaughters.
I find it telling that is a female and she is guarding her puss…
Knowing Phil and his “budget mindedness” I’m fairly sure you missed the decimal point after the 6 in the cost of his suit … Just saying, is all … >};o)
Should be a fun party