I’d Like A Medium Please

I’m built just like my Dad and he was built just like his.

Tall, skinny, no ass and a little pot belly.

When I quit drinking and went to work for that last asshole outfit, I worked so hard that I eventually wound up punching four new holes in my belt to keep my britches from falling off.

There may be one more coming.

If I get any skinnier I may have to get some suspenders to go with it.

9 thoughts on “I’d Like A Medium Please

  1. Go with suspenders. They’re a lot more comfortable than ratcheting a belt down all the time. You’ll like it. Try it !!!

        • Yeah, I’ve worn both at the same time. Whether it’s CCW or just my cellphone holster, I don’t have to cinch the belt to gutbusting tight if the suspenders are doing the job too. I have a set of two-point suspenders that clip to the sides, instead of the old four point clips. I like them a lot.

          • EXACTLY ! A man still needs a belt to hang stuff on, and there’s no rule against wearing both. I really need to get some two-point suspenders; look like they’d be even more comfortable.

            • Specify “side clip” in your search. A regular search for suspenders didn’t bring it up. Mine are from Duluth Trading Company many years ago. They’re still there, and the ‘Zon brought up a Carhartt, which I’m sure is industrial strength, but Carhartt is on my shit list for wrongthink wokeness.

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