Impossible. That cat would be gone right after the motor started – but I definitely get your point!
Not if you grab the neck. But I’d chop the hind quarters off first for beef lo mein.
So….THAT is how the Oriental Hause in the next town over gets my pot stickers sliced so evenly!
How to make a dog sound like a cat:
1. Take and ordinary dog, and put it in a chest freezer for about three days.
2. Take it out.
3. Put the dog across a band saw. It should go “EEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!”
How to make a cat sound like a dog:
1. Take an ordinary cat, and douse it in gasoline.
2. Strike an ordinary match and touch it to the doused cat. The cat should go “WOOF!!!”
…I know… I’m goin’ to hell…
I’ll have a beer on the bar for you when you get there.
Old joke, still funny.
I’m a sicko, same as the rest of you.
I resemble those remarks.
(in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn) I say, I say boy, now that there ain’t the proper way to split a pussy,
Innerwebz comment of the day Big, that was funny shit right thar
Impossible. That cat would be gone right after the motor started – but I definitely get your point!
Not if you grab the neck. But I’d chop the hind quarters off first for beef lo mein.
So….THAT is how the Oriental Hause in the next town over gets my pot stickers sliced so evenly!
How to make a dog sound like a cat:
1. Take and ordinary dog, and put it in a chest freezer for about three days.
2. Take it out.
3. Put the dog across a band saw. It should go “EEEEOOOOWWWWWW!!!”
How to make a cat sound like a dog:
1. Take an ordinary cat, and douse it in gasoline.
2. Strike an ordinary match and touch it to the doused cat. The cat should go “WOOF!!!”
…I know… I’m goin’ to hell…
I’ll have a beer on the bar for you when you get there.
Old joke, still funny.
I’m a sicko, same as the rest of you.
I resemble those remarks.
(in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn) I say, I say boy, now that there ain’t the proper way to split a pussy,
Innerwebz comment of the day Big, that was funny shit right thar