20 thoughts on “I Wonder If I Am Related To This Guy?”
Holiday trauma, that’s kinda funny.
Ok, I laughed. But that was kind of a dick move. At least possums are pretty docile and harmless, this stunt would’ve been a lot riskier with a raccoon.
The Christmas possum!
The CHRISTMAS POSSUM!! I forgot all about them! Hmmmm, did I ever know about them? Sure…probably. I mean. it seems like such a great idea. See how excited everyone got to see the possum?
poor ‘possum
how’d you like to be carried around with your ass in the air n’ some crazy ol’ hen cacklin’ away?
Shit. That right there was funny as hell.
Funny shit!
Classic. But how do you possibly top this?
A honey badger in a box. Or maybe a skunk.
I knew a crew back *redacted* that liked to catch small black snakes and put them in the new guys lunch box.
I don’t feel for the humans, but the possum doesn’t deserve the abuse.
Merry redneck Christmas!
I like the baby sitting on the gal’s lap looking around wondering what all the fuss is about.
What do you want to bet that little girl protecting that other girl on the sofa at the end there has an actual father?
Funny as shit right thar.
Bird huntin one time my ole man told my young dumbass, catch that armadillo. So I did and held it the same way, he wacked it against a tree to kill it and then said, you know it could have tore up your arms pretty good sorry I said that. Gee, thanks Dad.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…
No possums around here, dangit!
This one is a lot funnier than the dot head Christmas carol.
Not too far. I can tell a story about a rat snake…
I’ll tell a story. Here in Tennessee, SO FAR, I’ve gotten 3 possums and 8 black/rat snakes out of the chicken house. The first possum I killed, because I didn’t know any better. After talking to my experienced neighbor, the next 2 got a serious open handed body slap (THEN they play dead), so you can pick em up by the tail (so they don’t bite you), put em in a trash can and haul them 2 miles away and let then go on the other side of the river. Same with the snakes, only without the saps. If you’re gentle, they just go along, like “Well, were doing this now, dum de dum…”. We have timber rattlers around here too, spectacular, beautiful and large. ONE of those was too close to the house, so he got caught and hauled down to the river. Mellow as heck. The rat snakes like my well, pump house, I let em. Oh yeah, I like critters.
Present and dinner. I wonder if the sweet taters was in the next box
Holiday trauma, that’s kinda funny.
Ok, I laughed. But that was kind of a dick move. At least possums are pretty docile and harmless, this stunt would’ve been a lot riskier with a raccoon.
The Christmas possum!
The CHRISTMAS POSSUM!! I forgot all about them! Hmmmm, did I ever know about them? Sure…probably. I mean. it seems like such a great idea. See how excited everyone got to see the possum?
poor ‘possum
how’d you like to be carried around with your ass in the air n’ some crazy ol’ hen cacklin’ away?
Shit. That right there was funny as hell.
Funny shit!
Classic. But how do you possibly top this?
A honey badger in a box. Or maybe a skunk.
I knew a crew back *redacted* that liked to catch small black snakes and put them in the new guys lunch box.
I don’t feel for the humans, but the possum doesn’t deserve the abuse.
Merry redneck Christmas!
I like the baby sitting on the gal’s lap looking around wondering what all the fuss is about.
What do you want to bet that little girl protecting that other girl on the sofa at the end there has an actual father?
Funny as shit right thar.
Bird huntin one time my ole man told my young dumbass, catch that armadillo. So I did and held it the same way, he wacked it against a tree to kill it and then said, you know it could have tore up your arms pretty good sorry I said that. Gee, thanks Dad.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…
No possums around here, dangit!
This one is a lot funnier than the dot head Christmas carol.
Not too far. I can tell a story about a rat snake…
I’ll tell a story. Here in Tennessee, SO FAR, I’ve gotten 3 possums and 8 black/rat snakes out of the chicken house. The first possum I killed, because I didn’t know any better. After talking to my experienced neighbor, the next 2 got a serious open handed body slap (THEN they play dead), so you can pick em up by the tail (so they don’t bite you), put em in a trash can and haul them 2 miles away and let then go on the other side of the river. Same with the snakes, only without the saps. If you’re gentle, they just go along, like “Well, were doing this now, dum de dum…”. We have timber rattlers around here too, spectacular, beautiful and large. ONE of those was too close to the house, so he got caught and hauled down to the river. Mellow as heck. The rat snakes like my well, pump house, I let em. Oh yeah, I like critters.
Present and dinner. I wonder if the sweet taters was in the next box