I wonder if any of our Mormon brethren partakes here? Posted on March 18, 2025 by CederQ From Bluebird of Bitterness…
Hell, I’m not a Mountain Jew & I don’t drink coffee, & I’m still broke as hell. Maybe Mormons are forbidden motorcycles? Reply ↓
Nope. They don’t partake of caffeine. Joe Smith said not to.
They’ll hit the energy drinks like it was St. Patricks day every day.
Jesus Christ said it through Joseph Smith.
Personally, I’m not going to argue with The Lord.
No wonder they’re so wealthy.
Hell, I’m not a Mountain Jew & I don’t drink coffee, & I’m still broke as hell.
Maybe Mormons are forbidden motorcycles?
Quietly, they are one of the largest land owners in America.
Quietly, they are one of the largest land owners in America.
Which would you rather, the CCP, or the LDS church?
They sell more than coffee.
What starfluck cups?