“Hair conditioner helps keep butt crack hairs from tangling.”
Brought over from the old site by request.
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
“Hair conditioner helps keep butt crack hairs from tangling.”
Brought over from the old site by request.
Thank you, thank you very much… wanna hear any more Elvis impersonations?
You owe me a keyboard,
Sure, fill out this 56 page form in triplicate, have it notarized by a dwarf, LBQTBLT person of non binding sexuality and have it back by tomorrow.
NOW they tell me.
(Just as a tech note, this is a repeat of my comment at the old site. Got an email notice of a like, clicked on it, and it wants to go to the old site, so I get a “404 not found” error.)
That’s some sickassed subject matter… does it work?
After ya rub it in your butt crack hairs, then you apply it to your beard. Makes it nice and fluffy…or so they tell me.
And all this time I’ve been doing it totally ass backwards.
So you have been licking the bottle before you apply the lotion?
Y’all probably don’t even own a bottle of hair conditioner.
And if you’re having problems with butt hair tangling, may I suggest Nair. Feel the burn! 🤣🤣🤣
Girl, you are a mean one! I would consider that if you would apply personally and without the use of latex gloves as I have an allergy to latex…. too many years using them in OR. Matter of fact, no gloves…
Deathray, what do you put out as bait to lure your Sasquatch girlfriends, Clairol?
Finally an answer.to the age old question
Well that is a butt nugget of info I could of used a long time ago!
The place on my blog that lists the title of the latest post here had the title at least a couple of hours before the post showed up.
Don’t ask me to explain that.
Phil posted this post on the old blog and it did not carry over to the new one. I asked him to repost it due to my sense of offbeat humor.
It’s way easier than the curling iron.
And easier on the short and curlys…
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Does it work on dingleBarry’s?