Reminds me of the guy who had a flat tire and stopped next to the mental hospital. He jacked up his car, removed the lug nuts and put them into the hub cap. As he was removing the flat he bumped the hub cap and all the nuts went into the storm drain. He moaned what do I do now. A resident of the mental hospital was watching him through the fence and told him to remove one nut from the other three wheels, use those and that would get him to the parts store to buy more lug nuts. The guy with the flat said “wow, great idea” and the mental one said “hey, I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid”.
clamp your hams
vs
clap your hands
i guess?
Punny. Very, very punny.
It took me almost 30 seconds to figure that out. I’m gettin old.
Then there’s “The Clam Before the Storm”
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Groan…
Meh, whateva works
I may be dumb, but I ain’t stupid.
Reminds me of the guy who had a flat tire and stopped next to the mental hospital. He jacked up his car, removed the lug nuts and put them into the hub cap. As he was removing the flat he bumped the hub cap and all the nuts went into the storm drain. He moaned what do I do now. A resident of the mental hospital was watching him through the fence and told him to remove one nut from the other three wheels, use those and that would get him to the parts store to buy more lug nuts. The guy with the flat said “wow, great idea” and the mental one said “hey, I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid”.
Don’t forget to clap your shaved clams !