5 thoughts on “I know which one you guys will pick… Survival food.

  1. I’ll bet that Cederq has fond memories of searching for the correct cameltoe among all those potential grooves in the blubber when dealing with the sexual health of Democrat voters. What did you use for an aid, flour, or chalk powder?
    Talcum powder wouldn’t have been much help to you with those heifers, there’s probably spots there with a few years worth of caked-on talc where they haven’t been able to reach since Joe Biden uttered his last coherent thought!

  2. My best advice is slap their thighs and ride in on the ripples.

    Or “fart and give me a clue” might work too.

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