8 thoughts on “I know this… perfect southern attitude.

  1. Obviously they developed the software somewhere around Cape Coral. The idea of being ready for the lights to green is an alien concept.

  2. The part about the rain sprinkle is 110% correct and don’t forget to set the wipers on ludicrous speed.

  3. What in the hell does “sneeze through a screen door” mean. Lived in the south most of my life and never heard that stupid shit. Whoever made this has NEVER lived in the South. From the very first it was so off base. One of the major mistakes was driving slow in the rain. The people who do that are transplants. Southerners, especially Floridians are used to driving all out in driving rain. And the emergency flashers, that’s another transplant thing. People in Florida know it’s illegal to drive with those things on. We also know all the back roads, we don’t need to ‘recalculate.’ That’s all I could stand to watch.

  4. That would be funny, if it were fiction.

  5. Georgia is generally pretty cool and one of my favorite states for sure, but that’s not “Atlanta” style Southern, based on what I’ve seen driving around that shit-hole.

    Atlanta was, however, a lot nicer 50-odd years ago when I was at Fort Benning and would go up on weekends.

  6. Remember those seat belt reminder systems they put in cars? I ripped out MANY of them for other people. I personally can’t STAND them, seems like lots of other people couldn’t as well.

    I won’t have a car (or any other device) talk to me, I’ll rip its voicebox out right away and it’ll do what *I* want or I’ll give it a reprogramming it’ll never forget !!

    I hate uppity machines.

  7. He’s one of those faggots that drives in the left lane no matter what. Bet he’s got a beto sticker on his bumper.

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