14 thoughts on “I know some of you are going to fail this, especially Deathray and Don’t mind me.”
Ain’t it funny how us conservatives can laugh over this instead of burning buildings?
not cool dude
Why Scott?
Shee-it, I got most of em right….
-I got mo teef cos you smacked me inna mouf
-teal
-B. (every other generation)
-about 14 beers
-both, depends if you’re eating or not
-what happens in Somalia stays in Somalia
-trick question, I want my money back
Will you take it in Nigerian Pesos?
Ya, but can they play an banjo?
No! They play a swine-et.
Swine-et
A rubber band stretched across a pig’s ass that you pluck with your teeth.
So are calling me Yuppie Scum?
I may have been born in a yankee state, and when a job had me move to the south, I was called a damn yankee. But once the guys got to know me ( it takes all of about 5 minutes ) they were calling me the best damn Yankee they ever met. See I explained to them that unlike the other damn Yankees they had met, I studied history. Both sides. I believed then and I still do to this day that the south was driven to succession. And they had the right to do so. It wasn’t any different from any other war. They’re all bankers wars. I’m at home with the southern and the mountain boys. So I aced the test, CederQ. Although the part about the teeth required all my ciphering skills.
#1- a one year old has more teeth than either
#2- color depends on how much bacon and/or pork is involved. So brown
#3- is bubba running a still and is bubba Jr running a meth lab? Choose your odds on who’s older biologically…
#4- Let’s go Brandon,
it’s zero long now and forever.
#5- it’s Chewbacca. Always Chewbacca.
#6- do you have to marry them? Axing for a friend.
#7- always in style for a dyke. Prove me wrong.
FYI, no hate for Yankees. I did marry one.
So you’re in a mixed marriage, Sandy? What happened the first time you took him home to meet the oldies?
I was in Viet Nam with a guy from western-most western West Virgina. It was questionable whether he’d owned shoes before the goddam army put them on his feet. Anyway, somebody got hold of Jerry Clower’s Coon Hunt album. We were sitting around drinking beer and listening to it when this guy heard the laughing and wandered in to see what was up. He plunked down and got the strangest look and finally couldn’t stand it. “What the hell’s so funny about all a that? Hell, I’ve done half them things my own damn self!”
True story. He was not amused when we started laughing at him instead of the record so we never got the straight of which half he’d done and which half he hadn’t yet. Damn good man to have around when things got serious, though. Couldn’t ask for better. When things get serious, give me a redneck every time.
Ain’t it funny how us conservatives can laugh over this instead of burning buildings?
not cool dude
Why Scott?
Shee-it, I got most of em right….
-I got mo teef cos you smacked me inna mouf
-teal
-B. (every other generation)
-about 14 beers
-both, depends if you’re eating or not
-what happens in Somalia stays in Somalia
-trick question, I want my money back
Will you take it in Nigerian Pesos?
Ya, but can they play an banjo?
No! They play a swine-et.
Swine-et
A rubber band stretched across a pig’s ass that you pluck with your teeth.
So are calling me Yuppie Scum?
I may have been born in a yankee state, and when a job had me move to the south, I was called a damn yankee. But once the guys got to know me ( it takes all of about 5 minutes ) they were calling me the best damn Yankee they ever met. See I explained to them that unlike the other damn Yankees they had met, I studied history. Both sides. I believed then and I still do to this day that the south was driven to succession. And they had the right to do so. It wasn’t any different from any other war. They’re all bankers wars. I’m at home with the southern and the mountain boys. So I aced the test, CederQ. Although the part about the teeth required all my ciphering skills.
#1- a one year old has more teeth than either
#2- color depends on how much bacon and/or pork is involved. So brown
#3- is bubba running a still and is bubba Jr running a meth lab? Choose your odds on who’s older biologically…
#4- Let’s go Brandon,
it’s zero long now and forever.
#5- it’s Chewbacca. Always Chewbacca.
#6- do you have to marry them? Axing for a friend.
#7- always in style for a dyke. Prove me wrong.
FYI, no hate for Yankees. I did marry one.
So you’re in a mixed marriage, Sandy? What happened the first time you took him home to meet the oldies?
I was in Viet Nam with a guy from western-most western West Virgina. It was questionable whether he’d owned shoes before the goddam army put them on his feet. Anyway, somebody got hold of Jerry Clower’s Coon Hunt album. We were sitting around drinking beer and listening to it when this guy heard the laughing and wandered in to see what was up. He plunked down and got the strangest look and finally couldn’t stand it. “What the hell’s so funny about all a that? Hell, I’ve done half them things my own damn self!”
True story. He was not amused when we started laughing at him instead of the record so we never got the straight of which half he’d done and which half he hadn’t yet. Damn good man to have around when things got serious, though. Couldn’t ask for better. When things get serious, give me a redneck every time.
Amen