9 thoughts on “I just got a new job and this is my first day at work.”
That bastard, Kevin, calls me about five times a day.
Heh. Those were the days. I used to live for the calls claiming they had detected a virus on my PC.
Kevin: “Sir, we have detected a virus on you Windows 7 computer”.
Me: “Windows? You mean our new windows are on the way?”
Kevin: “Sir, your Windows 7…”
Me: “SEVEN? SEVEN WINDOWS? BULLSHIT! I ORDERED 10 NEW WINDOWS FOR OUR HOUSE! DON’T TELL ME YOU ASSHOLES FUCKED UP THE ORDER AGAIN!”
Aaannnd we’re off. Actually got Kevin to yell “Fuck you!” as he hung up on me.
Noice !!
They don’t know what to do when you tell them you’re running Linux.
You have a very funny accent for a guy with a anglicized Irish name.
You ever heard an Irishman talk in his brogue? That is a funny accent. I couldn’t help that my full blooded Irish mom wanted a son named Kevin…
Yes, I have, and there’s nothing wrong with the name Kevin. My only son is named Kevin. I like Kevins, it’s Karens I can’t tolerate.
My second oldest sister(76 yrs old) is called Karen and she is.
Name’s J. Cooter, Hee Haw Farmer’s bank, account number BR 549.
That bastard, Kevin, calls me about five times a day.
Heh. Those were the days. I used to live for the calls claiming they had detected a virus on my PC.
Kevin: “Sir, we have detected a virus on you Windows 7 computer”.
Me: “Windows? You mean our new windows are on the way?”
Kevin: “Sir, your Windows 7…”
Me: “SEVEN? SEVEN WINDOWS? BULLSHIT! I ORDERED 10 NEW WINDOWS FOR OUR HOUSE! DON’T TELL ME YOU ASSHOLES FUCKED UP THE ORDER AGAIN!”
Aaannnd we’re off. Actually got Kevin to yell “Fuck you!” as he hung up on me.
Noice !!
They don’t know what to do when you tell them you’re running Linux.
You have a very funny accent for a guy with a anglicized Irish name.
You ever heard an Irishman talk in his brogue? That is a funny accent. I couldn’t help that my full blooded Irish mom wanted a son named Kevin…
Yes, I have, and there’s nothing wrong with the name Kevin. My only son is named Kevin. I like Kevins, it’s Karens I can’t tolerate.
My second oldest sister(76 yrs old) is called Karen and she is.
Name’s J. Cooter, Hee Haw Farmer’s bank, account number BR 549.