25 thoughts on “I found a nurse maid for Johno, jabbed and ready to go…”
I need eye bleach (yesterday)!
not enough available!
not for this one
you know supply chain issues
She was built when meat was cheap …
yeah, the 1972 McDonalds menu
I would rather die than let that thing near me. and if in a hospital, I would drag, crawl or whatever to get away from anything like that.
That thing would suffocate you so you got that going for you.
Thank god she’ vaxxed, remove another one from the gene pool…
Is that a Michelin advertisement?
I was thinking a dairy queen ice cream cone!
Jabba the Hut’s daughter . . .perhaps?
Looks like an ugly vanilla ice cream cone…
How is it still alive and able to walk. not a question.
The Michelin Man’s wife.
No, Jabba The Hutt’s wife, silly!
A match made in hell for sure.
The perfect Mrs. Aussie.
Wow! Hold be back! There’s enough there for ALL of us! That look on her face! She knows what she got!
A fine mass of woman! The large economy size.
if she has to haul ass it’ll be multiple trips . She will probably hook up with Rasheed or Lamarr or maybe Demetrius .
How can anyone let themselves get that out of control, UGH!
there enough fat there to make a lot of candles ! or maybe biodiesel ?
didn’t they used to kill pigs and set them on fire next to the castile
to make the walls come down ?
if you want to kill it, you would have to use full metal jacket rounds as hollow points or buckshot would never get past all of that fat.
You use slugs on a slug, silly!
At least now we know why you tow a camper around, but don’t live in it, you can’t fit her in the Chebby’s cab! I hope that you seat your sister over the camper’s axle, distributing the load safely!
Send her up to Deathray, he won’t have to feed her all winter, or spring. We know that he enjoys the XXXOS-size woman, his Georgia Peach, Miss Stacey, being a prime example.
Johno, there you are.
I was beginning to get concerned having not heard from you here for awhile. I thought your “little friend” had squished you like a bug.
But, alas you just popped up for some air.
Deathray, if you put a wick in that, you’d burn a candle all winter ❄️ long in your preserves room, and still have a little girl left over come spring.
The only thing Cederq could possibly do to further lower the tone of Phil’s place would be to publish pics of Miss Stacey in a bikini.
It’s no good, him searching your digital sock drawer for pics like that, I doubt she’d wear that much clothing around your 🏡 homestead!
You have to slap her on the ass and ride the waves in.
I need eye bleach (yesterday)!
not enough available!
not for this one
you know supply chain issues
She was built when meat was cheap …
yeah, the 1972 McDonalds menu
I would rather die than let that thing near me. and if in a hospital, I would drag, crawl or whatever to get away from anything like that.
That thing would suffocate you so you got that going for you.
Thank god she’ vaxxed, remove another one from the gene pool…
Is that a Michelin advertisement?
I was thinking a dairy queen ice cream cone!
Jabba the Hut’s daughter . . .perhaps?
Looks like an ugly vanilla ice cream cone…
How is it still alive and able to walk. not a question.
The Michelin Man’s wife.
No, Jabba The Hutt’s wife, silly!
A match made in hell for sure.
The perfect Mrs. Aussie.
Wow! Hold be back! There’s enough there for ALL of us! That look on her face! She knows what she got!
A fine mass of woman! The large economy size.
if she has to haul ass it’ll be multiple trips . She will probably hook up with Rasheed or Lamarr or maybe Demetrius .
How can anyone let themselves get that out of control, UGH!
there enough fat there to make a lot of candles ! or maybe biodiesel ?
didn’t they used to kill pigs and set them on fire next to the castile
to make the walls come down ?
if you want to kill it, you would have to use full metal jacket rounds as hollow points or buckshot would never get past all of that fat.
You use slugs on a slug, silly!
At least now we know why you tow a camper around, but don’t live in it, you can’t fit her in the Chebby’s cab! I hope that you seat your sister over the camper’s axle, distributing the load safely!
Send her up to Deathray, he won’t have to feed her all winter, or spring. We know that he enjoys the XXXOS-size woman, his Georgia Peach, Miss Stacey, being a prime example.
Johno, there you are.
I was beginning to get concerned having not heard from you here for awhile. I thought your “little friend” had squished you like a bug.
But, alas you just popped up for some air.
Deathray, if you put a wick in that, you’d burn a candle all winter ❄️ long in your preserves room, and still have a little girl left over come spring.
The only thing Cederq could possibly do to further lower the tone of Phil’s place would be to publish pics of Miss Stacey in a bikini.
It’s no good, him searching your digital sock drawer for pics like that, I doubt she’d wear that much clothing around your 🏡 homestead!
You have to slap her on the ass and ride the waves in.