12 thoughts on “I Figure This Is Why He Isn’t Driving

  1. I’ve done this, ran right into a fence and went tail over teakettle.
    Two factors:
    1) a blinding snowstorm, I was trying to get back home before I couldn’t safely ride any more. To make it worse, I was headed right into the wind and had to drop my face to avoid getting blinded by the intense snow.
    2) The road teed. I didn’t.

    Hey, it was a “soft” landing!

  2. Plus he is wearing fag pants, a weinie bike jacket that shouts liberally asshole and a helmet… What? he doesn’t want to die like a real man?

    • Anymore, I have to question how many of these video clips are exactly that: staged for clicks. Yeah, there are some hopelessly stupid sumbitches around, but some of these are so blisteringly idiotic I really don’t want to believe they were legit accidents.

  3. Would have been more entertaining if he’d flipped over the rail and been vaporized by a train.

  4. A buddy of mine who had no love for these guys riding on narrow county roads in NJ had a name for them. “Bicycle Assholes”. He also had issues with the ladies jogging with the specialized strollers that would take up half the road: “Mother Fucking Running People”

    He would have enjoyed this video immensely.

    I miss his observations dearly as I lost him two years ago.

  5. He’s on a bicycle. Everyone and everything should look out for him and get out of the way.

    • Well…yes, of course. Thanks for squaring away my unkind thoughts.
      ‘Cause I was thinking along CederQs line.

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