12 thoughts on “I don’t know if any of you guys can do that.”
No and No.
Bullshit we all had to try to write our name in the snow at one point or another
What Phil said. However, you want to see urination with precision and elegance, you should see my dog. Nice perfect squat, and finishes with a leg lift and a scratch over cover. A little sniff, just to be sure. She almost smiles when done!
Some of us have trouble hitting the bowl even when right above it…
Just commenting for a friend.
I’d bet that if urinals and toilets came with an imprint of Hitlery’s or Hanoi Jane’s face, the precision problem would be solved.
I can do that. I always write my name in cursive in the snow.
Sign above the urinal at a small rural airstrip:
“Pilots with short props, please taxi closer”
The one I remember was at the Grants Pass airport: “Pilots with short stacks and low manifold pressure please taxi close to the line.”
When I was younger, I could write my name in the snow. Now, at 77, I have to make sure I don’t piss on my feet.
You and me, brother!
I believe that writting is Vietnamese.
Kind of hard to follow the rules when your hung like my thumb.
I can do precision peeing. I refuse to wear top hat and tails while doing so
No and No.
Bullshit we all had to try to write our name in the snow at one point or another
What Phil said. However, you want to see urination with precision and elegance, you should see my dog. Nice perfect squat, and finishes with a leg lift and a scratch over cover. A little sniff, just to be sure. She almost smiles when done!
Some of us have trouble hitting the bowl even when right above it…
Just commenting for a friend.
I’d bet that if urinals and toilets came with an imprint of Hitlery’s or Hanoi Jane’s face, the precision problem would be solved.
I can do that. I always write my name in cursive in the snow.
Sign above the urinal at a small rural airstrip:
“Pilots with short props, please taxi closer”
The one I remember was at the Grants Pass airport: “Pilots with short stacks and low manifold pressure please taxi close to the line.”
When I was younger, I could write my name in the snow. Now, at 77, I have to make sure I don’t piss on my feet.
You and me, brother!
I believe that writting is Vietnamese.
Kind of hard to follow the rules when your hung like my thumb.
I can do precision peeing. I refuse to wear top hat and tails while doing so