11 thoughts on “I can think of at least three…

  1. There’s “Fine!” and “Do what you want!”. All the others are too hazy. The cold chill down my back caused temporary amnesia.

  2. It may not be a Death Threat, but going through a divorce from one and dealing with attorneys, you’ll wish you were dead.
    And then again, there are some fools who are gluttons for punishment or just slow learners and keep trying.

  3. “We need to talk” at 2 a.m. after asking her “what’s wrong?” all day and getting “nothing” in response each time.
    Also, never agree with her when she criticizes her family, it’s a trap.

    • Also never agree with her when she denigrates herself like…I’m so dumb or asks a question like…Am I too critical, ect.

  4. Your first mistake is listening to them.

    Your second mistake is assuming they’re telling the truth.

    Your third mistake is giving a fuck.

    Everything after that is just gravity, doing what it does.

    Do whatever the hell you’re going to do, and let her deal with it. Like there’s any choice for either of you.
    The one thing they fear above all else is being ignored, because it’s kryptonite.

    The sooner she learns that no amount of pissing, moaning, belly-aching, whining, nagging, crying, or shit-testing makes any difference in your behavior, the sooner she’ll have to resort to try being agreeable and amiable and acting like a human being, or else learn to live with constant disappointment.

    Have some self respect, fer crying out loud.

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