17 thoughts on “I Can Absolutely Identify With This”
“You know it as a meat and cheese plate”
Pretentious bastards. Meaning the bartender, of course.
I don’t go in those kind of places.
My current favorites are the High Life Lounge in Des Moines and Tee Bob’s in Lake Arthur.
I don’t go into too many bars, but when I do, I want it to be a redneck, good old boy dive. I want to see dollars bills, clipped off ties or bras on the ceiling and peanut shell husks on the floor! Fucking pussy Church of Trout wanna be poseurs playing dress up in a blue collar guy would wear.
Naow, thet’s funee rite thar!
The ending! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough wheeze
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one Phil
I don’t see anybody but dudes in that place. That a pretty good hint that it ain’t a watering hole I want to drink at.
John Wayne called those places fern bars.
“My feet don’t even stick to the floor!”
Sadly, I can say I’ve encountered this during barhopping operations
Loved the ending. I wouldn’t have gotten a beer If I had been there.
Definitely not a small-town Kansas beer joint where you have the neighborhood kids running in-n-out buying candy bars and cokes, with the church ladies having lunch over in the corner while the cowboys are at the bar nursing a beer, discussing how to move a testy bull from one pasture to another.
Don’t forget the single mom bartender that brings the kids to work.
No meat raffle? Certainly not an upper midwest bar of any form.
Charlie Beherns is fantastic. Great humor.
Except he’s from wesconcen
Was spelling Wisconsin wesconcen intentional? Or you started New Year party far too early?
I did misspell it, it’s wescansen asshole
Johnny and the Leisure Suites and the Hey Der Milwaukee Polka:
“You know it as a meat and cheese plate”
Pretentious bastards. Meaning the bartender, of course.
I don’t go in those kind of places.
My current favorites are the High Life Lounge in Des Moines and Tee Bob’s in Lake Arthur.
I don’t go into too many bars, but when I do, I want it to be a redneck, good old boy dive. I want to see dollars bills, clipped off ties or bras on the ceiling and peanut shell husks on the floor! Fucking pussy Church of Trout wanna be poseurs playing dress up in a blue collar guy would wear.
Naow, thet’s funee rite thar!
The ending! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough wheeze
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one Phil
I don’t see anybody but dudes in that place. That a pretty good hint that it ain’t a watering hole I want to drink at.
John Wayne called those places fern bars.
“My feet don’t even stick to the floor!”
Sadly, I can say I’ve encountered this during barhopping operations
Loved the ending. I wouldn’t have gotten a beer If I had been there.
Definitely not a small-town Kansas beer joint where you have the neighborhood kids running in-n-out buying candy bars and cokes, with the church ladies having lunch over in the corner while the cowboys are at the bar nursing a beer, discussing how to move a testy bull from one pasture to another.
Don’t forget the single mom bartender that brings the kids to work.
No meat raffle? Certainly not an upper midwest bar of any form.
Charlie Beherns is fantastic. Great humor.
Except he’s from wesconcen
Was spelling Wisconsin wesconcen intentional? Or you started New Year party far too early?
I did misspell it, it’s wescansen asshole
Johnny and the Leisure Suites and the Hey Der Milwaukee Polka:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3jgDUd-c0w
I imagine that’s the kind of bar they have on Lower Broad in Trashville nowadays. I wouldn’t know for sure, since I don’t go there.