I am sick, in mind, spirit and especially body.

I have come with the flu crud, if I didn’t post a meme or a comment I didn’t want panties get into a twist and call out paramedics and cops on a welfare check…

I have pre-posted some memes for tomorrow and Sunday and I have Gunday Monday set up for Monday. I am running a fever, coughing to beat the band and my nose is running like a spigot of a kegger at an all night frat party… My brother is aware of it and is checking up on me. You get a break at snide, sarcastic comment unless I get better or bored as hell and in my delirium comment very inappropriately…

29 thoughts on “I am sick, in mind, spirit and especially body.

  1. Saying a prayer for you. And please comment very inappropriately, that’s what brings us here.

  2. I call dibs on the camper. The rest of you can fight over his little black book. I don’t do old fat ladies waiting for a room to open up at the rest home.

    • I’ll take the dog. She’s old but probably wise in her ways, and my girls would be constantly entertained.
      I sent you the cold-cure recipe, so if you don’t take it and die that’s your problem not mine.

      • I am a little concerned with the ingredient arsenic that you have listed…And the dosage.

        Guido is definitely an alpha female.

        • You’re worried about a little arsenic and not the Fillet of a fenny snake, Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing?

          Speedy recovery wished.

  3. Get swell soon!! I hear ACV will cure ‘the ailment’ and give your pants bell bottoms.

  4. ” Inappropriately”…
    You keep using that word .
    I do not think it means what you think it means.

  5. Heal up, dude; someone has to keep this motley crew in line. Oh, and don’t wait until you have a lung collapse like I did before getting medical care.

  6. Praying for you and anyone who has to be around you. Hoping that you will recover quickly and get back to your old self soon. Take care, my friend.

  7. Hey, I’ll trade ya for the shingles outbreak I got about 9 days ago. I never knew that shingles was a neuralgic disease… now I know. Yes, I’m on the shingles prescription now, followed by a Shingrix shot 6 months from now.

    Get better, ‘kay?

    • I’ve never had shingles but know people who have so I feel for you. Zinc supplements and zinc oxide applied topically can help. Do your research.

      And beware the Shingrix vaccine. Again, do your due diligence. YMMV.

      Love ya and praying for you.

      • ” beware the Shingrix vaccine” +1
        Ask your doctor/pharmaceutical stooge whether there’s mRNA in it.
        Seriously. Find out.

        • There didn’t used to be, but now you really have to pay attention.

          My PCP knows my opinion on the clot shot.

  8. It appears the general concensus is for you to get shitfaced and hope you wake up better in the morning.
    Carry On.

  9. My go-to is the Emergen-C product or a generic similar. The packets of 1,000mg powdered vitamin C mixed with Gator or Power-Ade. Good stuff to take even when feeling good. You rest up and heal.

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