9 thoughts on “Hungry gators… Ma Deuce turrets on the roof.

      • All I have to do is say something like “you know, the sun comes up in the east”, or “dog farts are not as bad as Uncle Ned farts” and they go away.
        Fine with me.

    • Yup. I say things like, “The 2nd Amendment is to protect us from government.” “Your life isn’t worth my possessions.” “Elections should only be done in person and you should get your thumb inked.” “FDR was a socialist rat bastard.” “JFK was a philandering dirtbag.” “Jackie O’Kennedy was a fugly stuck up bitch.” “I’m not racist, you are racist!” “You know, actual Nazis don’t support a republican form of government.” “Real fascists are just Italian national socialists.”

      And more.

      I spent an hour 2 weeks ago opening my FDR socialist mother’s mind and I’m pretty sure I’m now cut out of the will.

  1. Gators.

    Moat.

    Solution:

    Move to Florida.

    Dig a trench around your house.

    Fill it with water.

    Throw in a few dead chickens (this should be repeatedly regularly).

    Florida.

    Yeah, that’s the ticket…

    • I used to live in LA(Lower Alabama) and had 9 acres that I raised goats and a neighbor that owned 600 acres with a ten acre pond that supported two gators. I use to dump dead kids and goat parts back there in the pond for the gators.

    • Moat and gators don’t work. Trust me.

      Worked at a mental not-prison (because not guilty by reason of insanity) that was originally designed to be surrounded by a moat (with gators) and a wall of the Spanish Bayonet plants, because only crazy people would push through Spanish Bayonets and a moat full of gators.

      Two weeks after opening, the moat was filled in, Spanish Bayonets gone and a double prison-style fence was put in.

      Moats and gators are fine as a first line of defense. But you need fences and other harder physical barriers to actually be secure.

      You can buy military-grade chain-link fence, much harder to cut through, it’s the stuff you find around all those abandoned military installations that have been around for 80 years or more.

  2. minefields. command control kind. you can turn on or off.
    moats will work if you add stakes in the bottom. tangle foot wire traps work well too. tangle foot on both sides of the moat. mines after the moat.
    and as always, they have to cover by fire. if you have the shooters to do so.
    and the military grade chain link fence has harden links/wire.
    if you live in the county side, think wild roses growing over a razor wire frame
    it will look pretty in time.

  3. Fuck that. Small house with wrap around porch with clear lanes of fire. Uh, oh so they can be put out easily when the fire department shows up, yeah yeah that’s it. Support your local fire department.

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