Watch this shit and realize that not only is it real, it’s coming to a table near you soon.
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
Watch this shit and realize that not only is it real, it’s coming to a table near you soon.
Was that net and yahoo?
Anyway, I’d give it a try, why not?
A real 22oz porterhouse for $20
or
A fake 22oz porterhouse for $2
My freezer would be slammed with *cheap* porterhouses.
** It must LOOK real, TASTE real, SMELL real, and make me shit like an animal the next morning, with no bad after effects.
Set one outside and let it go bad. If the flies and maggots won’t eat it, neither will I.
Good idea.
Remember all the hullaballoo about “pink slime” in hot dogs and chicken nuggets ?
No one ever claimed that wasn’t made from real meat, yet it was totally vilified .
How is this different – other than the fawning media coverage, and the profits going to the “right” agrobusiness technocrats ?
I’ve been to the Jordan hot dog factory up in Maine (you know the ones dyed red), and you don’t want to know how they’re made.
I’ve also eaten hundreds of them and I’m completely normal.
Again, define normal, are you a transdryer? I wish you would make up your mind.
I identify as Piss/Off
Season with a light dusting of mRNA.
They gonna haf to try harder
Will they start printing ‘human’ meat too, to satisfy the hunger of those elites that are seemingly dependent upon products like Adrenochrome?
I’ll eat the person who tries to feed me that shit.
Every read the ingredients of the new fangled fake meat burgers on sale in grocery stores and fast food joints? You can’t even pronounce the names of half of them. Why would you want eat that stuff?
They said these steaks and fillets are produced from real animal cells. Please explain how it takes two years to produce a marketable cow or a year or more for marketable fish to carve up into steaks, but this machine produces real animal cell steaks in a minute or two. Did I tell you about this bridge that have…
Not to mention, that’s Bibi Netanyahu, the prime minister of Israel, making the “this looks promising” noises. Another world class liar like someone else we know on this side of the pond.
This is right up there with “you vill eat ze bugs and be happy”
Who’s going to do the analysis to determine that this is the equivalent of real animal protein without any additives like mRNA? The CDC, FDA, some other government body whose vested interest, payoffs and revolving door employment depend on approving it?
Can you say “Soylent Green” boys and girls? I knew you could.
Nope, nope, noppity-nope.
Cow or nothing. Cows can make more cows and that’s something that they haven’t taught to machines. Yet.
nauseating
Is it Kosher? I think they are going to export that shit. I’ll go vegetarian before I eat it.