5 thoughts on “Hell, I’d shit on a cybertruck too!”
About 25 years ago a girl at work got a new BMW. She rubbed it in the faces of the other women there. One of them brought in a bag of bird seed and spread it all around the BMW. By lunch the car was covered with bird shit and there was no more bird feed on the ground. This happened every couple of weeks for a couple of months.
That is some outstanding passive aggressive retribution, right there. I have to give credit for some pretty sharp thinking to the woman who came up with that idea. It’s a dick move, but the the lady who bragged about her BMW to stir the pot kind of incited it, by the sound of things. Why can’t people just be cool, and not have to brag about shit that’ll end up pissing other people off?
I don’t care what the fuck you drive, I don’t care who the fuck you marry, I don’t care what the fuck you do in the privacy of your bedroom.
I do care if you want me to be you.
Leave me the fuck alone.
About 25 years ago a girl at work got a new BMW. She rubbed it in the faces of the other women there. One of them brought in a bag of bird seed and spread it all around the BMW. By lunch the car was covered with bird shit and there was no more bird feed on the ground. This happened every couple of weeks for a couple of months.
That is some outstanding passive aggressive retribution, right there. I have to give credit for some pretty sharp thinking to the woman who came up with that idea. It’s a dick move, but the the lady who bragged about her BMW to stir the pot kind of incited it, by the sound of things. Why can’t people just be cool, and not have to brag about shit that’ll end up pissing other people off?
That place was full of drama with the females at the center of it most of the time.
Funny how that happens, eh?
I don’t care what the fuck you drive, I don’t care who the fuck you marry, I don’t care what the fuck you do in the privacy of your bedroom.
I do care if you want me to be you.
Leave me the fuck alone.