6 thoughts on “Have I Ever Mentioned That I Don’t Do Mirrors?”
…and that *I* look better than all of them.
Remember, the older you get, the less lucid you become.
Nah, you don’t do mirrors cos you’re afraid of breaking them.
Hey, Phil, and Cederq too: on my next visit to a barber, would you like if I fill a ‘doggy bag’ with my trimmings, so you can run your hand through them to reminisce when you had some hair cover on your scalp?
Last time I looked in a full length mirror with just my skivvies on, six months or so ago, I swore I was never doing that again. Now I know why my doctor has me classified as obese or maybe I misheard and she said a beast. My hearings going to shit along with the rest of me.
The bathroom scale rats me out on that too. Fuckers.
Yeah, fuckers. When I was last in hospital, there was a full-length mirror in the shower room, they really knew how to make your day.
Fuck that, I got 60 years invested in this not going to lose it now. Will lose plenty of fat one day in the future but it won’t matter then.
…and that *I* look better than all of them.
Remember, the older you get, the less lucid you become.
Nah, you don’t do mirrors cos you’re afraid of breaking them.
Hey, Phil, and Cederq too: on my next visit to a barber, would you like if I fill a ‘doggy bag’ with my trimmings, so you can run your hand through them to reminisce when you had some hair cover on your scalp?
Last time I looked in a full length mirror with just my skivvies on, six months or so ago, I swore I was never doing that again. Now I know why my doctor has me classified as obese or maybe I misheard and she said a beast. My hearings going to shit along with the rest of me.
The bathroom scale rats me out on that too. Fuckers.
Yeah, fuckers. When I was last in hospital, there was a full-length mirror in the shower room, they really knew how to make your day.
Fuck that, I got 60 years invested in this not going to lose it now. Will lose plenty of fat one day in the future but it won’t matter then.