Cederq, do you have a thing about golden showers? You’re trying to fool us by mentioning poor unfortunate amphibians, but the Bustednuckles readership is on to you, pal.
Looks like he passing a kidney stone.
…or getting fukked in the ass the first time.
You have experience?
Sorry ghost you left yourself open on that one
Out here in the desert there are dinosaur lizards. Fast..gotta lead em.
Don’t really have a porch to piss off of, nor a pot to pee in.3
Man with the mosquitoes we have around here, if I tried peeing off the deck I’d end up getting it down my leg, in my boots and all over the deck all while swatting them away. This time of year you don’t want any exposed skin. I’m telling ya some of these things are the size of hummingbirds.
No, but I watered an armadillo one spectacularly strange night.
What do armadillos do when they’re startled? They jump and shift their heads back and forth to scare the threat and so they can kind of see. It’s what really kills most of them on the road, the damned things brain themselves.
So here I am, streaming, and suddenly a wet and confused armadillo jumps up. He freaks, I freak, pee everywhere.
Meanwhile, my dog is looking at me and wondering why I was pissing off the armadillo.
All of this done not on drugs or alcohol. I have a weird life.
Cederq, do you have a thing about golden showers? You’re trying to fool us by mentioning poor unfortunate amphibians, but the Bustednuckles readership is on to you, pal.
Looks like he passing a kidney stone.
…or getting fukked in the ass the first time.
You have experience?
Sorry ghost you left yourself open on that one
Out here in the desert there are dinosaur lizards. Fast..gotta lead em.
Don’t really have a porch to piss off of, nor a pot to pee in.3
Man with the mosquitoes we have around here, if I tried peeing off the deck I’d end up getting it down my leg, in my boots and all over the deck all while swatting them away. This time of year you don’t want any exposed skin. I’m telling ya some of these things are the size of hummingbirds.
No, but I watered an armadillo one spectacularly strange night.
What do armadillos do when they’re startled? They jump and shift their heads back and forth to scare the threat and so they can kind of see. It’s what really kills most of them on the road, the damned things brain themselves.
So here I am, streaming, and suddenly a wet and confused armadillo jumps up. He freaks, I freak, pee everywhere.
Meanwhile, my dog is looking at me and wondering why I was pissing off the armadillo.
All of this done not on drugs or alcohol. I have a weird life.