6 thoughts on “Happy Mothers day to those women, we absolutely adore.”
Mom voice? Ha! Picture 8 cub scouts running around crazy after being cooped up in school all day and a female leader saying, “now boys time to settle down” in her lady voice. They paid her no mind until I bark, “Stop!” and they immediately froze like statues.
Once when I had just gotten home from a little adventure in international arms dealing in the Mid East (I’m not kidding) the phone rang and it was Mom who hadn’t told me what to do since I was 18. She said “I don’t want you going over there anymore” and hung up.
yeah. did a couple of hitches in the army and after I got divorced and
out. went looking for a job. funny the police called me and asked if I wanted to join their stake out/swat team. I didn’t after watching them train, they scared the shit out of me. talk about not having a clue !
MOM told me I carried a gun long enough and give it a pass.
although I did point out a few problems with their “training”
yeah. they where that bad.
it was later on that DAD told me MOM used to watch the news worried I be somewhere, doing something stupid for “SAM”
so, yeah. I know that MOMs worry about you even after you leave the nest. maybe more so
The last one—each of my kids woke me up exactly once. They then walked around to their father’s side of the bed to talk to him. Unless the house is on fire…leave me alone!
The only thing that rivals being a mother is being a grandmother to the five year old and two year old grandsons. I had the pleasure of making strawberry freezer jam with the five year old today. Joy! And the hubby and I are taking him fishing next weekend. He’s already quite the fisherman.
Mom voice? Ha! Picture 8 cub scouts running around crazy after being cooped up in school all day and a female leader saying, “now boys time to settle down” in her lady voice. They paid her no mind until I bark, “Stop!” and they immediately froze like statues.
Bit of a photoshop error there, ’cause I don’t think Mr. Hardcore with the USSR ink is against all authority.
Once when I had just gotten home from a little adventure in international arms dealing in the Mid East (I’m not kidding) the phone rang and it was Mom who hadn’t told me what to do since I was 18. She said “I don’t want you going over there anymore” and hung up.
yeah. did a couple of hitches in the army and after I got divorced and
out. went looking for a job. funny the police called me and asked if I wanted to join their stake out/swat team. I didn’t after watching them train, they scared the shit out of me. talk about not having a clue !
MOM told me I carried a gun long enough and give it a pass.
although I did point out a few problems with their “training”
yeah. they where that bad.
it was later on that DAD told me MOM used to watch the news worried I be somewhere, doing something stupid for “SAM”
so, yeah. I know that MOMs worry about you even after you leave the nest. maybe more so
The last one—each of my kids woke me up exactly once. They then walked around to their father’s side of the bed to talk to him. Unless the house is on fire…leave me alone!
The only thing that rivals being a mother is being a grandmother to the five year old and two year old grandsons. I had the pleasure of making strawberry freezer jam with the five year old today. Joy! And the hubby and I are taking him fishing next weekend. He’s already quite the fisherman.