Happy Fathers Day Dudes

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Lay around, scratch your balls as you see fit and randomly yell through the house,

WHERE’S MY SANDWICH?

Gotta take advantage of the one fucking day ya get.

Because there is obviously a lack of Stand Up Dudes in this world..

And the ones there are are severely underappreciated.

The kind of guy a kid can look up to, admire and emulate.

Or the kind of guy who can take charge of a situation, handle it with confidence, authority and ease, all while giving a fast life long lesson off the top of his head and in passing while doing it.

“Never apologize, it’s a sign of weakness.”

If you weren’t paying attention you would completely miss it.

Kids don’t have these kinds of role models anymore.

Fill that missing void in their lives.

They will thank you for it later.

Now if you will excuse me, my nuts need rearranging.

12 thoughts on “Happy Fathers Day Dudes”

  1. Awesome post you have here today. Great clip from a great movie. Too funny. It so happens that I am 65 but never made the rank of “Father”. But I certainly do appreciate your take on it. Happy scratching, dude! 🙂

    • I never had any kids of my own but I have helped raise at least 5 and there are a couple of others who look to me as a father figure.
      All my kids have turned out to be pretty awesome. One still needs a swift kick in the ass once in a while but there has been remarkable improvement ever since I came into his life.
      It amazes me because I’m a pretty fucked up individual myself!

      • Lee Marvin, MARINE, if you have never seen the movie Death Hunt, with Charles Bronson and Angie Dickenson you have missed out go and watch it. One of the coolest stunts I have ever seen in there. Replicated in The Revenant but probably with CGI that wouse hollywood kid.

  3. John Wayne was a truly awful piece of shit, a pitiful excuse for a human being. I fear for the children that are told that man was a role model!

    • Yeah, he may have been an obnoxious a**hole in real life, but he was an ACTOR. And some of his roles and lines are absolute perfection. “Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid!”

      • I will not give John Wayne more Respect than William O. Eareckson or Simon B. Buckner, or Lee Marvin or Cesear Romero, or any of the several tens of thousand WW2 and Korea Veterans that went forth and kicked ass, and didn’t come home. Yes, he was an excellent actor, that does not give him a pass for anything.

  4. In an interview about making the movie “The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence”, which had Lee Marvin as the bad guy, the actor who played the good guy said that in the scene where Marvin called him out, said good guy almost needed a stop in the filming for an underwear change. The difference between someone who WAS tough versus one just playacting one for a movie.

  5. I made up this quip to learn the young ones: “Like my Father always told me, Don’t be an asshole all your life.”

    I think it sinks in. My friends span the ages. My sons & grandsons love me. I’m a rich man, this Father’s Day.

  6. Happy Father’s Day to all you hard working, self sacrificing, dedicated fathers out there. Y’all deserve more than just one day to celebrate, y’all deserve a whole month, at the very least. And a sandwich. 😁

    But instead, they dedicate whole months to celebrate the degenerate, undeserving dregs of society. What has become of us? And don’t even get me wound up about the single day they designate to honor veterans.

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