I hope there’s not a criminal statute on this … I could be classified as a serial flaturapist. Reply ↓
As a proud and unrepentant fart-rapist… y’all look like whiny bitches to me! Breathe deep, girls – I think I smell popcorn! HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!! Reply ↓
I’ve been serving a 50 year sentence till the wife farted on a walk in public and you know what I continually did. Reply ↓
When the wifey unit and and I were first married, we knew a couple where HE would fart under the covers and hold it over her head. Sadistic bastich ! Reply ↓
Most women don’t keep their mouth shut long enough to build the pressure needed for a good loud blast. Some women do, but prefer to stay humble. Reply ↓
I hope there’s not a criminal statute on this … I could be classified as a serial flaturapist.
I believe Miss Ingle should give the magic brownies a rest.
Probably can’t cook.
Probably uses a bong.
As a proud and unrepentant fart-rapist… y’all look like whiny bitches to me!
Breathe deep, girls – I think I smell popcorn!
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!
I’ve been serving a 50 year sentence till the wife farted on a walk in public and you know what I continually did.
When the wifey unit and and I were first married, we knew a couple where HE would fart under the covers and hold it over her head.
Sadistic bastich !
“Dutch oven.”
I did that very thing to my first wife. To say the least, she was none too pleased.
I’m a little sneakier than that in public…I LOVE to crop dust.
Most women don’t keep their mouth shut long enough to build the pressure needed for a good loud blast. Some women do, but prefer to stay humble.
Fart games, How fucking stupid is this?
It’s pretty stupid. That’s why we love it here.
It’s a Guy Thing.
Are you sure you’re a guy?
And we still haven’t reached peak insanity, who wants more popcorn.
Married 50+ years. I can top the hubs in a fart-off. Jus sayin.