It’s damn near as bad as their assembly instructions on everything.
I found a smoking deal on some little tool holders I have been wanting for my Mini Lathe a while back and jumped on it.
This message showed up in my InBox today.
| cantwaitonlineNow it is served by chat robot. Hello, we have checked that your item has been delivered or will be delivered in the last three days. Have you received it? If you are satisfied with our products and services,could you please take a minute to leave us a positive feedback with an overall 5 Detailed Selling Rating (DSR)?After the transaction complete , there will be an option of Leave Feedback. If you have any questions about our products or services, please contact us via ebay message. Please reply the number (1,2) to continue the consultation: 1. I am very satisfied and I will leave a positive feedback. 2.I have a problem with the product that I received. You can reply \”I need manual service\” to ask the customer service girl to solve the problem for you.Usually they will reply you within 48 hours.If you can\’t wait,recovery robot.from chatbot |
I’ll bet you didn’t know I can speak ChatBot, did you?
Well, I can.
| New message to: cantwaitonline (8,852) |
| All Your Tool Holders Are Belong To Me. Arrived yesterday product did. Deal is high value, much happy. Buy later more I will. |
I think your ChatBot has a hint of a Yoda accent to it.
Yes it does. We shall see if that Chinese Bot melts down trying to figure out what dialect I am using.
LOL!
Or using the keyboard was Fetterman?
Damn! I was gonna say dat!
To tool or not to tool, that is the question.
Those work well. I also got the set of indexable insert holders that are bonzo.
MAN! Fluent you are!
Oh, reviews.
This week for the very first time I decided to give an Amazon product a review.
But then I noticed that all existing 50 reviews were FAKE reviews. I bought a birdbath heater. All 50 reviews, which had arrived AFTER I purchased the product, were giving amazing reviews of a set of BBQ tools.
My review went something like this: “I am giving a low score because I refuse to participate in a product that uses FAKE reviews.
Review was DENIED by Amazon “against community standards”.
My language was 100% proper.
I guess Amazon has no problem with their sellers using fake reviews.