17 thoughts on “God forbid they vote and procreate…”
I have a friend who just sits and watches the stupid shit people do at the home defect. really, one weekend we where picking up a hot water heater and he was laughing his ass off at some of the stupid shit people where trying to load into their
cars. so, after that, if he got bored, he pack a lunch and coffee and go sit and just watch the sheer amount of stupid fuckers, he says during a sale is best.
also the dumbest fuckers are at the ones in or near the “:Burbs”
last time I saw him , he made up a high light tape of stupid shit.
just don’t change a hot water heater with him. I did. now, by myself with no big problems. I can swap one out inside of ONE hour. but with two collage grads
and me having to explain EVERYTHING to them, it took over 3-4 hours
I told them , next time I calling you a plumber to do it !
I mean he is a great guy/friend, but,,, not someone you would want to work with
on anything outside of his field- MRI/ CAT scans, nuke med.
at least he did learn the difference between using soft copper and hard for plumbing work. soft copper pipe, guy got paid in advance and he is not coming back. hard copper lines, straight runs and shut off valves installed- good plumber ! we still laugh about it. and he does send me bottles of very good scotch
from time to time. most of the time it is after he done told the story of it again to some friends. I got so pissed at the both of them, one made the remark “I not feeling the love here Dave” after that, I kiss his dumb ass on top of his head
and asked him if he felt better now ?
even the wife smiles and laughs about it to this day.
That is disturbing.. And, YaKnow,, he hoisted it up into the cart,that he Took, to go get that dolly. It’s driving.. It’s on the road.. EauxMuGaawd
Once ‘pon-a-time I didn’t know the meaning of the word oxymoron. Had to look it up. That was a looong time ago.
well, it is a ford after all. still better than a stupid tesla.
hate to say this, but the last ford I had was a good ride after I fixed it up. old 250 work van.
I hated like a mofo, to sell my 20 y.o. P71 Cruiser. I rebuilt EVERYTHING. Ran like buttah (motor was completely untouched at 150k).
Effortlessly cruised at ninety. Won’t tell ya what I’m driving now (not paranoid. But reality’s a beach).
He’s in the fire lane and he’s going to use the handcart to carry the shopping cart full of sand to put out the fire in the back of his Chevy Volt.
Would like to see what he was driving and how long it took him to figure out how to load it. No way in hell this moron drives a pickup.
I seen a lot of morons in pickup trucks. they are fun to watch them try to drive in the snow. 4wheel drive helps, but,,
or as my dad used to say engage brain before you do the clutch !
used to see a lot of new pickups in the ditch along side the road
after the first snow of the year. around the burbs it gets really bad.
Today’s trucks are not trucks; they are cars with open trunks.
Hear, hear! You hit that nail square on the head!
I bet I know who this halfwit voted for…..
I just want to be a fly on the wall when he sees this pic and comments.
You’re assuming he can read ….
I’m stealing this.
He probably puts his man panties on the outside of his pants so they don’t get skid marks…
I have a friend who just sits and watches the stupid shit people do at the home defect. really, one weekend we where picking up a hot water heater and he was laughing his ass off at some of the stupid shit people where trying to load into their
cars. so, after that, if he got bored, he pack a lunch and coffee and go sit and just watch the sheer amount of stupid fuckers, he says during a sale is best.
also the dumbest fuckers are at the ones in or near the “:Burbs”
last time I saw him , he made up a high light tape of stupid shit.
just don’t change a hot water heater with him. I did. now, by myself with no big problems. I can swap one out inside of ONE hour. but with two collage grads
and me having to explain EVERYTHING to them, it took over 3-4 hours
I told them , next time I calling you a plumber to do it !
I mean he is a great guy/friend, but,,, not someone you would want to work with
on anything outside of his field- MRI/ CAT scans, nuke med.
at least he did learn the difference between using soft copper and hard for plumbing work. soft copper pipe, guy got paid in advance and he is not coming back. hard copper lines, straight runs and shut off valves installed- good plumber ! we still laugh about it. and he does send me bottles of very good scotch
from time to time. most of the time it is after he done told the story of it again to some friends. I got so pissed at the both of them, one made the remark “I not feeling the love here Dave” after that, I kiss his dumb ass on top of his head
and asked him if he felt better now ?
even the wife smiles and laughs about it to this day.
That is disturbing.. And, YaKnow,, he hoisted it up into the cart,that he Took, to go get that dolly. It’s driving.. It’s on the road.. EauxMuGaawd
Once ‘pon-a-time I didn’t know the meaning of the word oxymoron. Had to look it up. That was a looong time ago.
i bet he has a biden sticker on his prius.
And actually reminds me of this …
https://i.postimg.cc/Znk5jnH7/download-15.jpg
well, it is a ford after all. still better than a stupid tesla.
hate to say this, but the last ford I had was a good ride after I fixed it up. old 250 work van.
I hated like a mofo, to sell my 20 y.o. P71 Cruiser. I rebuilt EVERYTHING. Ran like buttah (motor was completely untouched at 150k).
Effortlessly cruised at ninety. Won’t tell ya what I’m driving now (not paranoid. But reality’s a beach).
He’s in the fire lane and he’s going to use the handcart to carry the shopping cart full of sand to put out the fire in the back of his Chevy Volt.
Would like to see what he was driving and how long it took him to figure out how to load it. No way in hell this moron drives a pickup.
I seen a lot of morons in pickup trucks. they are fun to watch them try to drive in the snow. 4wheel drive helps, but,,
or as my dad used to say engage brain before you do the clutch !
used to see a lot of new pickups in the ditch along side the road
after the first snow of the year. around the burbs it gets really bad.
Today’s trucks are not trucks; they are cars with open trunks.
Hear, hear! You hit that nail square on the head!
I bet I know who this halfwit voted for…..
I just want to be a fly on the wall when he sees this pic and comments.
You’re assuming he can read ….
I’m stealing this.
He probably puts his man panties on the outside of his pants so they don’t get skid marks…