11 thoughts on “Gives that squeaky clean feeling…

  1. If you unfortunately discover you have a ‘roid, your ass will be so puckered, you won’t shit for a month.

    • Heh. Knew a guy years ago who convinced his younger brother that Vicks Vapo Rub was a good treatment for hemorrhoids. That had to be a real muthafucka

  2. A can of that and a Bic lighter make a hell of a flame thrower. Fifty years ago I walked into the local auto parts store and the owner who purportedly was a friend of mine, lit up the Brakleen and sent me back out the door while he about peed his pants laughing. It didn’t come within five feet of me but it sure looked like it had.

    • That’s some funny ass shit right thar, and the kinda friends I like because I’m that type, hold my beer

  3. You can always pay your friend back by giving him an “upper-decker” next time he invites you over…

  4. I prefer a can of carb cleaner, old style stuff that would take the paint off of the car. EPA banned that formulation, of course.

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