9 thoughts on “Funny, I Don’t Remember Seeing This In Any Popular Mechanics Magazines When I Was A Kid

  1. Adverts like that were in certain magazines and ‘newspapers’ dealing with deviant behavior. You could find them in the ‘weird’ section of one’s local adult store or available through the mail.

    The late 70’s and early 80’s were a weird time to be a teenager. A great time, but there was some weird shit out there.

    Stuff like that was passed around amongst boys, along with erotic novels and other stuff.

    Yet most of us survived it without getting too weird, and nobody I knew ever cut their unit off.

  2. Gee, and I think of all the breast massages I’ve given for nothing over the years.

  3. I gonna get me one of these to wear on my head. Maybe my ears grow big enough to wear glasses.

  4. If you get the fake tits, Cederq you’re not allowed in my house. You just keep that shit between you and you BudLightBuddy.

  5. Who read the whole ad?

    “Totally safe, tested and APPROVED BY LEADING AUTHORITIES. Just put it on like a bra, turn it on, and relax. Read, sew, watch television because you can wear it anywhere. If works on one ABSOLUTELY SAFE BATTERY.”

    LMAO!

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