18 thoughts on “Fuck It, I’ll Just Go Shit In The Kitchen”
Guido perked up and wanted to know where that strange puppy was! She was growling and barking…
That dog was saying that it needed cheese, and that it should be shared.
Is that an Ewok or a baby Wookie? Or possibly a gremlin… Definitely not a Tribble.
It’s a duster:..
A miniature Pomerainian. Intelligent and make good watch and companion dogs.
It’s what the huntin’ dog folks call a “Waste of fur” dog.
Our hunting dog talks to wife and I in a similar fashion all the time. She even talks when playing by herself with her toys. No idea why but it started at 8 weeks of age.
…and I just wasted 33 seconds watching that and probably a minute more typing this. I need to have my head examined.
It goes without saying that if you are visiting this site, it’s a given that you need your head examined.
Welcome to the jungle.
Roger that, Igor!
Nemo, step in to my office, relax on the couch and tell me what is troubling you. Did you have daddy or mommy issue while you were in your formative years? I understand you have some dog issues, did one bite you or maul you recently? Are you a cat person?
Subtle. I like subtle.
I hate cats almost as much as I hate dogs.
Yes I was attacked a couple times by dogs when delivering on my 120+ daily paper route and have the scars to prove it.
If you had been bitten by a dog for no other reason than you’re there, you’d understand.
You’d like my dog. She’d lick you to death.
Nemo, as a paper route kid I carried a 5% solution of ammonia in a leakproof squirt gun. Dogs don’t appreciate that stuff in their eyes or down their throats…
We only had to do it a couple of times on the really, REALLY stoopid dogs but even *they* can be taught!
Some of the links here are great. Others I won’t touch with a 10mb pole. Some I regret the moment I start them.
The one that really sucked me in was that 45 minute video of the track hoe digging another track hoe out that was buried in mud. The guy was such an artist with hydraulics that I couldn’t stop watching.
Guido perked up and wanted to know where that strange puppy was! She was growling and barking…
That dog was saying that it needed cheese, and that it should be shared.
Is that an Ewok or a baby Wookie? Or possibly a gremlin… Definitely not a Tribble.
It’s a duster:..
A miniature Pomerainian. Intelligent and make good watch and companion dogs.
It’s what the huntin’ dog folks call a “Waste of fur” dog.
Our hunting dog talks to wife and I in a similar fashion all the time. She even talks when playing by herself with her toys. No idea why but it started at 8 weeks of age.
…and I just wasted 33 seconds watching that and probably a minute more typing this. I need to have my head examined.
It goes without saying that if you are visiting this site, it’s a given that you need your head examined.
Welcome to the jungle.
Roger that, Igor!
Nemo, step in to my office, relax on the couch and tell me what is troubling you. Did you have daddy or mommy issue while you were in your formative years? I understand you have some dog issues, did one bite you or maul you recently? Are you a cat person?
Subtle. I like subtle.
I hate cats almost as much as I hate dogs.
Yes I was attacked a couple times by dogs when delivering on my 120+ daily paper route and have the scars to prove it.
If you had been bitten by a dog for no other reason than you’re there, you’d understand.
You’d like my dog. She’d lick you to death.
Nemo, as a paper route kid I carried a 5% solution of ammonia in a leakproof squirt gun. Dogs don’t appreciate that stuff in their eyes or down their throats…
We only had to do it a couple of times on the really, REALLY stoopid dogs but even *they* can be taught!
Some of the links here are great. Others I won’t touch with a 10mb pole. Some I regret the moment I start them.
The one that really sucked me in was that 45 minute video of the track hoe digging another track hoe out that was buried in mud. The guy was such an artist with hydraulics that I couldn’t stop watching.
Maybe Rex Harrison can help.
Y’all missed it? The dog wants more coffee!