Huh.
I was expecting the White House limo or a Congress bus…Tho a short bus would be WAY more appropriate.
I wonder what flavor of car window Joe prefers?
Are they trying to be the Bud Light of the automotive industry?
Just one more reason to never buy a Found On Road Dead product.
I rented a Ford van. It had a customizable digital readout. I made the central value current speed. At one point I crested a hill, the speed dropped from 75 to 60 for construction, and there was a line of cops waiting to pull people over.
I tapped the breaks to slow down, looked down to see my speed, and there was an incredible anti-safety feature saying “You’ve been driving for a while, why don’t you take a break. Press [OK] to continue.” My thoughts were “Whats my speed?!?” “Where the F is the [OK] button?!?” “D*MN! I don’t want a speeding ticket.”
This feature was obviously added by the Wii generation who probably don’t drive cars. Some nepotism hire manager probably said it was a good idea and the cluster of employees didn’t want to tell him he, excuse me, she was a moron.
holy shit
Word is that the poles are shifting.
My theory is that it’s caused by Henry spinning in his grave.
Just Hell NO.
Huh.
I was expecting the White House limo or a Congress bus…Tho a short bus would be WAY more appropriate.
I wonder what flavor of car window Joe prefers?
Are they trying to be the Bud Light of the automotive industry?
Just one more reason to never buy a Found On Road Dead product.
I rented a Ford van. It had a customizable digital readout. I made the central value current speed. At one point I crested a hill, the speed dropped from 75 to 60 for construction, and there was a line of cops waiting to pull people over.
I tapped the breaks to slow down, looked down to see my speed, and there was an incredible anti-safety feature saying “You’ve been driving for a while, why don’t you take a break. Press [OK] to continue.” My thoughts were “Whats my speed?!?” “Where the F is the [OK] button?!?” “D*MN! I don’t want a speeding ticket.”
This feature was obviously added by the Wii generation who probably don’t drive cars. Some nepotism hire manager probably said it was a good idea and the cluster of employees didn’t want to tell him he, excuse me, she was a moron.
holy shit
Word is that the poles are shifting.
My theory is that it’s caused by Henry spinning in his grave.