If you put a US Marine into a room without windows or doors with nothing but a steel ball, he will either break it, lose it, or get it pregnant.
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
If you put a US Marine into a room without windows or doors with nothing but a steel ball, he will either break it, lose it, or get it pregnant.
Yeah, but I’m worried why all of a sudden there are three….
Bonus joke:
Q: What’s the square bit on the back of a sailor’s collar?
A: That’s for the Marine to hang on to.
I’ll take Pregnant for $100, Alex.
169,000 active duty Marines equals a buttload of Navy gates.
LMAO! There’s some truth in that.
Don’t forget, despite the room being empty, the Marine will manage to find alcohol.
There’s also version with an anvil
“… break it in a sandbox and lose one of the pieces.”
I’ve known my share of Marines. You’re underestimating them if you don’t think they could pull off all three at the same time.