23 thoughts on “Follow Up To CederQ’s Post About Putting Pineapple On Pizzas”
Well, you crusty old critter… I had work at a refinery on the Northeast coast of Sicily in the mid-2000’s. Two local restaurants had pineapple as a topping. Delicious! The pies were cooked in about two minutes and the pineapple pieces were charred, delicious! My favorite combo is ham, pineapple and jalapeno.
Canned corn and potatoes on a pizza in Chester, UK about did me in but I ate it…
Jalapeños are a fruit too. I love the way the pineapple melts into your mouth smothered by cheese and pizza sauce with some salty ham to balance it out.
Yeah, when hungry enough pretty much any pizza will do.
Man, so much butthurt over pineapple on pizza. Buncha damn topping tyrants up in this joint. I’ll give the pizza chef of the pictured creation points for humor (assuming it was done for yuks) and creativity. But if I didn’t get what I ordered, and found that upon opening the box, I’m not the one who’d be getting fucked, that much is certain.
Would you put pineapple on pussy?
Can’t say I’ve tried that. Garnished it with Cool Whip a couple of times, but that ended up being an overrated experience. Sometimes an idea really fails to meet one’s expectations.
Cool Whip? Nah, you’ve got to go organic. Reddiwhip is the way to go.
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According to informed sources, Coca Cola goes great with pussy
I tried redi-whip once, and it was an even bigger mess because it began to break down down so quickly. These days, I save it for it’s rightful place atop pumpkin pie.
In any event, I was pretty shortly cured of the fascination with “enhancing the tang” with such frivolous garnishment. It just wasn’t all it had been cracked up to be, and was better enjoyed without toppings.
Bout the only thang I top it with now is her BOB.
(battery operated boyfriend)
Pineapple and ham DO NOT belong on pizza. Anyone that thinks they do is a demented experimenter with no gastronomic sense, integrity or more than two brain cells to rub together. More over, people of this persuasion should go master the art of Pinochet flying lessons off of tall buildings.
The pictured pie is a perfect response to anyone ordering those toppings on a pie by the pizzeria owner because the customer is always right, even when they’re WRONG.
If you’re going to desecrate a pizza by using ham and/or pineapple or either one alone on a pizza, what’s next Spam and pineapple? How about bologna and Limburger or salmon and peas? How about bacon and eggs? Where does it end?
Dunno bro, but in Guam they are salivating.
Opinions are like belly buttons everyone has one. If someone likes it then you will not change their mind. Do you eat raw fish or snails ? I think that disgusting so there.
So, what you are saying I am demented and have no integrity? We are not talking about sense….
I’m pretty sure The Dude would say “yeah, well that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man!”.
like the little kid on the video; “i like pizza. Yes i do!”
all pizza is open to experimentation but the foundational test is a plain cheese pie.
i’m partial to NYC style & if its chicago style – eat one slice & bitch that they dont know pizza! in the final analysis pizza is not food, pizza is therapy.
I despise pizza. It’s fodder of last resort. It’s what you order when you have a ravenous teenage sports team to feed.
It’s what nurse managers and hospital administrators trot out in lieu of raises or overtime pay. Every fecking time.
I hate what it represents: no effort, no care, just a token gloppy mess.
Show me on the doll where the pizza hurt you.
Ha. I’ll concede Jen has a point about shitty management bribing staff with (usually cheap ass) pizza, in lieu of giving them something more useful. Like a glowing performance review, and a decent raise. So in that sense, pizza is an insult.
I too have worked jobs where I was treated like shit, and then being presented a mediocre pizza “party”, as if that was supposed to cure all my anger and disillusionment over my substandard employment scenario.
Well, you crusty old critter… I had work at a refinery on the Northeast coast of Sicily in the mid-2000’s. Two local restaurants had pineapple as a topping. Delicious! The pies were cooked in about two minutes and the pineapple pieces were charred, delicious! My favorite combo is ham, pineapple and jalapeno.
Canned corn and potatoes on a pizza in Chester, UK about did me in but I ate it…
Jalapeños are a fruit too. I love the way the pineapple melts into your mouth smothered by cheese and pizza sauce with some salty ham to balance it out.
Yeah, when hungry enough pretty much any pizza will do.
Man, so much butthurt over pineapple on pizza. Buncha damn topping tyrants up in this joint. I’ll give the pizza chef of the pictured creation points for humor (assuming it was done for yuks) and creativity. But if I didn’t get what I ordered, and found that upon opening the box, I’m not the one who’d be getting fucked, that much is certain.
Would you put pineapple on pussy?
Can’t say I’ve tried that. Garnished it with Cool Whip a couple of times, but that ended up being an overrated experience. Sometimes an idea really fails to meet one’s expectations.
Cool Whip? Nah, you’ve got to go organic. Reddiwhip is the way to go.
*1
According to informed sources, Coca Cola goes great with pussy
I tried redi-whip once, and it was an even bigger mess because it began to break down down so quickly. These days, I save it for it’s rightful place atop pumpkin pie.
In any event, I was pretty shortly cured of the fascination with “enhancing the tang” with such frivolous garnishment. It just wasn’t all it had been cracked up to be, and was better enjoyed without toppings.
Bout the only thang I top it with now is her BOB.
(battery operated boyfriend)
Pineapple and ham DO NOT belong on pizza. Anyone that thinks they do is a demented experimenter with no gastronomic sense, integrity or more than two brain cells to rub together. More over, people of this persuasion should go master the art of Pinochet flying lessons off of tall buildings.
The pictured pie is a perfect response to anyone ordering those toppings on a pie by the pizzeria owner because the customer is always right, even when they’re WRONG.
If you’re going to desecrate a pizza by using ham and/or pineapple or either one alone on a pizza, what’s next Spam and pineapple? How about bologna and Limburger or salmon and peas? How about bacon and eggs? Where does it end?
Dunno bro, but in Guam they are salivating.
Opinions are like belly buttons everyone has one. If someone likes it then you will not change their mind. Do you eat raw fish or snails ? I think that disgusting so there.
So, what you are saying I am demented and have no integrity? We are not talking about sense….
I’m pretty sure The Dude would say “yeah, well that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man!”.
like the little kid on the video; “i like pizza. Yes i do!”
all pizza is open to experimentation but the foundational test is a plain cheese pie.
i’m partial to NYC style & if its chicago style – eat one slice & bitch that they dont know pizza! in the final analysis pizza is not food, pizza is therapy.
I despise pizza. It’s fodder of last resort. It’s what you order when you have a ravenous teenage sports team to feed.
It’s what nurse managers and hospital administrators trot out in lieu of raises or overtime pay. Every fecking time.
I hate what it represents: no effort, no care, just a token gloppy mess.
Show me on the doll where the pizza hurt you.
Ha. I’ll concede Jen has a point about shitty management bribing staff with (usually cheap ass) pizza, in lieu of giving them something more useful. Like a glowing performance review, and a decent raise. So in that sense, pizza is an insult.
I too have worked jobs where I was treated like shit, and then being presented a mediocre pizza “party”, as if that was supposed to cure all my anger and disillusionment over my substandard employment scenario.
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Fruits like pineapple, as well as fish, don’t belong anywhere NEAR a pizza.
It violates a basic Law of Nature, I tells ya!