Boy, do I ever remember the Winter Survival camping we did as Scouts. Dig your own latrine in frozen ground, build the “butt bar” that wouldn’t collapse if/when the adults used it, and then using it when the wind is blowing your balls to freeze them solid!
Obviously, I survived, and had 4 kids… so, no lasting damage.
And that one is indoors with enough heat to keep the plumbing functioning.
The secret to an outhouse seat in the really cold is: Styrofoam!
Outdoor “plumbing” sucks. Had to use a tore up box from a 12 pack to clean my ass last time. Chewing gum wrappers are even worse.
Comment of the Week!
I’m sure the socks would help the shock factor.
Actually pure genius, not genieass
New from Ronco: the toilet sweater ?
I hope he soaked’em with ScotchGuard…
Yeah, but I bet the wool is itchy!
Notice they were dirty socks? I have to wonder what dirt?
It’s been years since I had to use the outdoor privy when it was down around zero but I remember that it didn’t take long to get my business done.
Boy, do I ever remember the Winter Survival camping we did as Scouts. Dig your own latrine in frozen ground, build the “butt bar” that wouldn’t collapse if/when the adults used it, and then using it when the wind is blowing your balls to freeze them solid!
Obviously, I survived, and had 4 kids… so, no lasting damage.
Yep. No sittin’ there scrolling on the phone.