A farting horse will never tire and a farting man is the one to hire.
8 thoughts on “Filthie’s Creed.”
My dad who grew up cowboy, said that first half quite often. Then he would proceed to tell you about the four gates of a horse, fart, start stumble, and fall.
Gaits ya cowboy…
Siri, dammit
I have other wise words handed down from our forefathers.
Never pass a urinal without using it.
Never ignore a hard-on.
Never trust a fart…
I am a stubfart philosopher king on par with Marcus Aurelius and frankly… I’m SHOCKED that my brilliance and clarity of thought is recognized and lauded on even such a ratty site like this!
😂👍
Ya need to take yer meds again, Sparky…
When we were eating supper, my uncle would break wind and to my aunt’s disgust would say “it takes a damn good horse to fart when the work is done”.
I always try to be upwind of a farting horse, and a farting man may be the one to hire, but do I have to work next to him?
My dad who grew up cowboy, said that first half quite often. Then he would proceed to tell you about the four gates of a horse, fart, start stumble, and fall.
Gaits ya cowboy…
Siri, dammit
I have other wise words handed down from our forefathers.
Never pass a urinal without using it.
Never ignore a hard-on.
Never trust a fart…
I am a stubfart philosopher king on par with Marcus Aurelius and frankly… I’m SHOCKED that my brilliance and clarity of thought is recognized and lauded on even such a ratty site like this!
😂👍
Ya need to take yer meds again, Sparky…
When we were eating supper, my uncle would break wind and to my aunt’s disgust would say “it takes a damn good horse to fart when the work is done”.
I always try to be upwind of a farting horse, and a farting man may be the one to hire, but do I have to work next to him?
Especially if his nickname is “gas pipe”.