8 thoughts on “Filthie’s bathroom…”

  1. Use that toilet brush to sweep around inside the seat to remove black widow webs before you sit down. (That’s a Texas outhouse rule).

  2. Leaves of Three are the shit-tickets for me!

    Also, try not to be the first to use it in winter, wait until someone melts the frost first…

  3. If your aim or control isn’t as good as it used to be, have a seat and think about the good times.

  5. Greetings, fellow Outdoor Plumbing Enthusiasts!

    Please give me your undivided attention whilst I christen the outhouse with a poem! Silence, please!

    *Ahem*

    Cederq Has The Shits Again

    Cederq has the shits again!
    I cannae use the cludgie!
    He’s perched upon the toilet seat –
    Half man,
    Half giant budgie!

    I told ya, Cederq!
    Ya shouldnae huv the lukewarm tandoori mince!
    Now finish before Ah kark mah breeks
    And give the seat a rinse!

    That’s some auld scots diversity and cultural enrichment – for free!
    You’re all welcome! 😊👍

    • I were sittin’ and shittin’ when I received your letter
      The place were bare an’ scant o’ grass
      So I took yer letter
      An’ wiped my ass!
      (My Grandpa used to say that all the time)

  7. Here I sit all broken-hearted,
    tried to poop but only farted.

    (In cold weather this is a real bummer. Pun intended!)

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