5 thoughts on “Filthie preforms a lot of CPR, has a toilet defibrillator for the really tough jobs”
I do not squat to pooh among women, children and faggots such as yourselves. I am an outdoor plumbing enthusiast – a ruggedly handsome individualist who craps where ever he pleases. I am as at home dropping a deuce in the trees, in a snowdrift – or in the White House. Wiping is optional to men like me – and I can use a corn cob, an old shingle, or Michelle Obama’s dress. Or my hands. Or nothing at all.
Belittle my strength and power at your peril, weaklings… 💀
Bow down you beta men, pay homage to the Great Outdoor Plumbing Enthusiast! Learn from a master.
I’ve got at least 10 years on that young whipper pooper, so, been there, done that.
You should do like jackass the movie and do it in a new toilet in the hardware store
I do not squat to pooh among women, children and faggots such as yourselves. I am an outdoor plumbing enthusiast – a ruggedly handsome individualist who craps where ever he pleases. I am as at home dropping a deuce in the trees, in a snowdrift – or in the White House. Wiping is optional to men like me – and I can use a corn cob, an old shingle, or Michelle Obama’s dress. Or my hands. Or nothing at all.
Belittle my strength and power at your peril, weaklings… 💀
Bow down you beta men, pay homage to the Great Outdoor Plumbing Enthusiast! Learn from a master.
I’ve got at least 10 years on that young whipper pooper, so, been there, done that.
You should do like jackass the movie and do it in a new toilet in the hardware store
I think BJ is more appropo
Sounds like something InspiroBot would say.
https://inspirobot.me/