Always say “I smell popcorn” after you fart so the attention is directed away from you and everyone around you inhales.
Diet has a lot to do with that. I notice that when The Wifey Unit or I go out to eat we seem to be more gassy. Not just Mexican, either.
You have to throw a sorta’ sideways kink in ur back so you don’t shit yourself.
I make sure nobody will be hit by the backblast.
Always say “I smell popcorn” after you fart so the attention is directed away from you and everyone around you inhales.
Blame the dog.
Fart control seems to becoming an issue in these older days.
“Old Fart”
Hmmm?
Diet has a lot to do with that. I notice that when The Wifey Unit or I go out to eat we seem to be more gassy. Not just Mexican, either.