5 thoughts on “Fetch thy sammich and me grog!”

1. You know where the grocery store is, go get your own sammich.

   chuckling

2. You have to have a full-time night woman for that to happen.

   • But then they just bawl for beads.

3. “Calmeth Thy Titties” ??

   Don’t get your bra in a wad??

   I need an expert translation of that last part, unless I guessed correctly.

   Lemme know.

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