39 thoughts on “Explosive diarrhea…

  1. I’m not able to do that in one word.

    But I get the feeling Cederq has one like it long ago in his “ Barbie Dreamhouse”

    • That was going to be my contribution.

      My first wife did something similar to the toilet in our first apartment. When I pointed out that she had just installed a bacteria magnet in our bathroom AND that SHE was going to have wash all that stuff once a week at minimum, the apparel disappeared. ‘Course I was still out the $20.00 that all that stuff cost 50+ years ago. I made her take it with her when we broke up as she had stored it in a box in the spare room.

  2. In the middle of a very cold night visiting the euphemism, and that cold cold seat, I have actually thought about at least a seat in flannel, but realize keeping it clean would be a daily job. Sigh… and there are no electrical outlets near the throne, so one of those heated things won’t work either.

    • Yeah, No. That has to be extremely unsanitary.

      But using a porta-john at -40F in Antarctica had me wishing for a heated padded seat.

      Glad those days are behind me.

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