I have zero desire to be digging around in a fucking purse.
Here’s it is, find me the keys so I can go put gas in your car.
Every Time
Bustednuckles
Documenting The Death Of America
I have zero desire to be digging around in a fucking purse.
Here’s it is, find me the keys so I can go put gas in your car.
But if you go into her purse on your own there will be hell to pay. Women are too much trouble for what little you’ll get in return.
Never dig in her purse. Even with permission, I still haul it to her. 35 years and counting. No one ever said I could not learn.
BTDT. And when I bring the purse to her, she digs while I stand around for five minutes until she can’t find them either. “Oh, they’re in my coat pocket.” And I’m not that stupid to dig on my own.
Ain’t that the truth!
That’s one place I’ll NEVER go. May be a booby trap in there….
Pussies.
1) Turn the purse over.
2) Shake everything out onto a flat surface.
3) Find what you’re looking for.
4) Put everything else back.
5) In 100% of cases, she’ll never, ever be able to tell the difference.
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