Don’t Mind Me wanted me to post this again… I told him I already did.

DME begged and whined me over an email to post the woman he could love long time… I told him I had already posted this voluptuous babe months ago and caught all types of hell from ya’ll and really didn’t want to suffer the indignation of the name calling I had to endure.

40 thoughts on “Don’t Mind Me wanted me to post this again… I told him I already did.

  1. Reminds me of what a co-worker said about the ideal woman being a large woman covered with tatoos. That way you had shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and reading material all year long.

  2. Cederq, you barred Stacey Abrams from commenting here, and your racist attitude has resulted in Deathray not bothering to visit Bustednuckles, seeing as how his girl is barred. So I propose that you set up a collection so the readers can contribute to send tatt-girl above up to Deathray’s mountain lair.
    She’ll keep him mightily warm, without expending any fuel for heat. Just getting her up to do the cooking will create enough heat to keep the icy blizzards at bay. He won’t have to worry about safe sex, ‘cos I don’t reckon he’d be able to get close enough to get her pregnant, though he wouldn’t be able to tell by just looking!
    See, some good can come, even from your reader abuse.

  3. and if you render her fat, you could make enough candles to light a good size church too. or make 500 bars of soap. used to do MRIs back when I was working
    there is truth in the saying inside of every fat person is a smaller one praying to get out. used to measure it when I got bored at work. it almost like body armor.
    some like above, you will need full metal jacket to get anywhere close to a vital organ. just look at any cross section image of any fat person. just unreal.

    • Truth. A long time ago I was briefly an MRI tech, and yeah, exactly that. There’s a thin person inside every morbidly obese person. Tomographic imaging is a real eye opener….

    • Yup. It’s called “morbid ” obesity for a reason. Between that and the nottavax, that thing will be ready for the rendering plant soon enough.

    • “Beep! Beep!”
      “Watch for load sweep”
      “DANGER! No backup alarm or lights”

  4. Knew a woman this size. Saw her one day and obvious she had lost weight. Said she was working on losing. Saw her a couple years later and while not skinny had lost over 200+ pounds. Hubby divorced her as he wanted her in blubber. To each his own.

  5. Wouldn’t you hate to have an “All you can eat Buffet” and see that walk in…

    • I have a photo of exactly that. This black family comes into the local Chinese AYCE buffet. A man and a woman are normal, the third woman looked like this, only Black.

      Around her 4th plate I see this Chinese waiter leaning against the stand where they keep flatware, napkins and crap like that. The waiter is glaring at the fat woman with pure venom in his eyes. One of my favorite all time “street photos” that I’ve ever taken.

    • Dmm, I hope you’re certain that the ample object of your lust really is a girl? I mean, the disappointment when you finally get to where you’re going, only to get an awful shock, well…

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