8 thoughts on “Don’t mess with a Baptist or a LDS member…”
My Mom married an Italian after my Dad. While in Georgia years later visiting my Dad’s sister she (a Baptist) asked me in front of my catholic girlfriend “is your mother still married to that Catholic?” She asked with such vitriol my GF feared for her safety.
Because they’re so righteous, with all their man-made rules, didn’t Jesus come to correct the Pharisees with all their man-made rules.
I’m trying to imagine the size of the baptismal font needed to do Cederq. Maybe the preacher can just throw a bucket of water on him? I can picture the holy water sizzling as it splashes, like special effects in vampire movies!
I am a sprinkle on the head sort of guy… And yes I had a patient(psych ward) stand on their bedside night stand naked and pissed all over me, starting at the top of my head.
Give me any more guff and I’ll send around the Missionaries to your domicile!
Just you watch!
The way that is worded, it’s Mormon.
Nope. We are not “Mormons”, we are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. LDS is appropriate here.
Is that like Spock doing too much LDS in the morning and 60s?
My Mom married an Italian after my Dad. While in Georgia years later visiting my Dad’s sister she (a Baptist) asked me in front of my catholic girlfriend “is your mother still married to that Catholic?” She asked with such vitriol my GF feared for her safety.
Because they’re so righteous, with all their man-made rules, didn’t Jesus come to correct the Pharisees with all their man-made rules.
I’m trying to imagine the size of the baptismal font needed to do Cederq. Maybe the preacher can just throw a bucket of water on him? I can picture the holy water sizzling as it splashes, like special effects in vampire movies!
I am a sprinkle on the head sort of guy… And yes I had a patient(psych ward) stand on their bedside night stand naked and pissed all over me, starting at the top of my head.
Give me any more guff and I’ll send around the Missionaries to your domicile!
Just you watch!
The way that is worded, it’s Mormon.
Nope. We are not “Mormons”, we are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. LDS is appropriate here.
Is that like Spock doing too much LDS in the morning and 60s?