That,s me! They NEVER give you any shit for some PERCEIVED short coming, and they love you muchly.
I’ve got 4 dogs and 1 wife, that’s about the right ratio for me. YMMV.
Because I like dogs better’n people
I talk to my dog all day and I’m normal.
Normal is a setting on a clothes dryer. Are you asserting you identify as a clothes dryer?
Bigot.
And proud of it!
I got three cats and a wife. Enough is enough!
Three weeks to the day… I lost Duke. I got nobody to talk to that doesn’t have underlying motives any more. I miss him beyond description.
Puppy time!
Or, adopt a housebroken older dog. They’ll love you for it!
I will first have to relieve myself of a spousal edict preventing such an acquisition. Methodology yet to be determined.
That,s me! They NEVER give you any shit for some PERCEIVED short coming, and they love you muchly.
I’ve got 4 dogs and 1 wife, that’s about the right ratio for me. YMMV.
Because I like dogs better’n people
I talk to my dog all day and I’m normal.
Normal is a setting on a clothes dryer. Are you asserting you identify as a clothes dryer?
Bigot.
And proud of it!
I got three cats and a wife. Enough is enough!
Three weeks to the day… I lost Duke. I got nobody to talk to that doesn’t have underlying motives any more. I miss him beyond description.
Puppy time!
Or, adopt a housebroken older dog. They’ll love you for it!
I will first have to relieve myself of a spousal edict preventing such an acquisition. Methodology yet to be determined.
May I suggest Gonad Treatment?